MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Bankruptcy Filed
Scrappy, company founder
Founded by Scrappy

Basement Floor Labs

7 Years in business
Filed October 16, 2026 at 14:48 UTC

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$510
Final Liquid Funding
$945
Fiscal Review Record
4 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▲ 60 ⇈ 2
Side Hustle

Side Hustle

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20 ▲ 20
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 30
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20 ◈ 20
Focus Group

Focus Group

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 20 ▲ 25
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 40
Petty Cash
◈ ◈ ◈

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 80 ▲ 80
Volunteer
✦ MVP ✦

Volunteer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →

Corporate Policies

Lean Operations
◆
#1

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Austerity Measures
◆
#2

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Total Rewards
◆
#3

Total Rewards

POLICY
▸ When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Word of Mouth
◆
#4

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Underdog
◆
#5

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Grassroots Growth
◆
#6

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 7, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 7 • $510 VALUATION • 4 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $90 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $90 Valuation Yr 2 $140 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $140 Valuation Yr 3 $200 Fiscal Year 3: 3 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $200 Valuation Yr 4 $265 Fiscal Year 4: 3 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $265 Valuation Yr 5 $360 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $360 Valuation Yr 6 $435 Fiscal Year 6: 4 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $435 Valuation Yr 7 $510 Fiscal Year 7: 4 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $510 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $90 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $140 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $200 3 0 Stable
Year 4 $265 3 1 Setback
Year 5 $360 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $435 4 2 1 Strike Left
Year 7 $510 4 3 Bankrupt

Quarterly Shareholder Report →

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Basement Floor Labs is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 6L
6 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
0.0%
0 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
7 Filings
Years 1 through 7

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

7 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $90 1W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
YEAR 2 $140 2W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Coffee Chat

Coffee Chat

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
YEAR 3 $200 3W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Coffee Chat

Coffee Chat

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Blameless Post-Mortem

Blameless Post-Mortem

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets is Audited, Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 27 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Total Rewards

Total Rewards

POLICY
▸ When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
YEAR 4 $265 3W - 1S
Assets
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sales Quota

Sales Quota

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Blameless Post-Mortem

Blameless Post-Mortem

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets is Audited, Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 27 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Total Rewards

Total Rewards

POLICY
▸ When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
YEAR 5 $360 3W - 2S
Assets
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sales Quota

Sales Quota

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Blameless Post-Mortem

Blameless Post-Mortem

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets is Audited, Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 27 Funding
Full Dossier →
Account Manager

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Gain 30% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
Policies
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Total Rewards

Total Rewards

POLICY
▸ When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
YEAR 6 $435 4W - 2S
Assets
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pink Elephant

Pink Elephant

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 27 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
++

Volunteer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Blameless Post-Mortem

Blameless Post-Mortem

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets is Audited, Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 27 Funding
Full Dossier →
Account Manager

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Gain 30% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Stealth Mode

Stealth Mode

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Total Rewards

Total Rewards

POLICY
▸ When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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◆ 60 Funding
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
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◆ 80 Funding
YEAR 7 $510 4W - 3S
Assets
Side Hustle
+

Side Hustle

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 30 Funding
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Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
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Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
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Focus Group

Focus Group

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
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True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
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Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 7 Funding
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Volunteer
++

Volunteer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
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Policies
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
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◆ 50 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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Total Rewards

Total Rewards

POLICY
▸ When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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◆ 55 Funding
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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◆ 60 Funding
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
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◆ 80 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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◆ 55 Funding

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

4 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×4
    Human / 4 assets
    • Hard Worker
    • Advisor
    • True Believer
    • Volunteer
  • Employee ×2
    Employee / 2 assets
    • Hard Worker
    • Advisor
  • Property ×2
    Property / 2 assets
    • Side Hustle
    • Petty Cash
  • Service ×1
    Service / 1 asset
    • Focus Group
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