MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Venture Debt & Regret

Founder: Baron • Closed: Fiscal Year 7 • Build: 1.0.0CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 12, 2026 at 17:01 UTC
Final Valuation
$620
Final Liquid Funding
$1,001
Fiscal Review Record
4 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 20 ▲ 20
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▲ 60
Crunch Time

Crunch Time

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Overwork your Employees 4.
5s.
Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▲ 20
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 15
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
Profit 15.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▲ 120
Advisor

Advisor

PRO
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent assets 4s.
Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 15
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▲ 400 ◈ 160
Family Office
✦ MVP ✦

Family Office

ENTERPRISE
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 400.
When one of your Employees Profits, gain 160 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Enacted Corporate Policies

Old Money Rules
#1
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fortified
#2
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
PLUS
#3
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 65.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Open Door Policy
PLUS
#4
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
#5
Your assets act 300 faster.
Move Fast
#6
POLICY
Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Aggressive Expansion
#7
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 7, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME FISCAL YEAR 7 $620 VALUATION 4 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $160 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $160 Valuation Yr 2 $210 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $210 Valuation Yr 3 $270 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $270 Valuation Yr 4 $375 Fiscal Year 4: 3 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $375 Valuation Yr 5 $445 Fiscal Year 5: 4 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $445 Valuation Yr 6 $520 Fiscal Year 6: 4 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $520 Valuation Yr 7 $620 Fiscal Year 7: 4 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $620 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $160 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $210 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $270 2 1 Setback
Year 4 $375 3 1 Stable
Year 5 $445 4 1 Stable
Year 6 $520 4 2 1 Strike Left
Year 7 $620 4 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Venture Debt & Regret is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
4W / 1L
5 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
80.0%
4 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
7 Filings
Years 1 through 7

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

7 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $160 0W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Price War

Price War

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Inflict 28 Loss.
Take 12 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Account Manager
+

Account Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Gain 50% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
YEAR 2 $210 1W - 0S
Assets
Freelancer
+

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Compound Interest

Compound Interest

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Profit 45.
Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Account Manager
+

Account Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Gain 50% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Sales Training

Sales Training

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +3 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Policies
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 3 $270 2W - 0S
Assets
Crunch Time

Crunch Time

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Overwork your Employees 3s.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Account Manager
+

Account Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Gain 50% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Family Office
+

Family Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 100.
When one of your Employees Profits, gain 40 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Policies
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 4 $310 2W - 1S
Assets
Accountant

Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
Gain 1 Revenue.
Remove 4 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Account Manager
+

Account Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Gain 50% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Family Office
+

Family Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 100.
When one of your Employees Profits, gain 40 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Policies
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 5 $445 3W - 1S
Assets
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 14 Loss.
Profit 10.
Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
Profit 15.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Family Office
++

Family Office

PRO
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 200.
When one of your Employees Profits, gain 80 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Crunch Time

Crunch Time

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Overwork your Employees 3s.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 65.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
YEAR 6 $520 4W - 1S
Assets
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 28 Loss.
Profit 20.
Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
Profit 15.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Unpaid Intern
+
Unionized

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
Unionized
Unionized
+30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Family Office
+++

Family Office

ENTERPRISE
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 400.
When one of your Employees Profits, gain 160 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Crunch Time
+

Crunch Time

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Overwork your Employees 4.
5s.
Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 65.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Move Fast
POLICY
Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
YEAR 7 $620 4W - 2S
Assets
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Crunch Time
+

Crunch Time

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Overwork your Employees 4.
5s.
Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
Profit 15.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Advisor
++

Advisor

PRO
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent assets 4s.
Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Family Office
+++

Family Office

ENTERPRISE
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 400.
When one of your Employees Profits, gain 160 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Policies
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 65.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Move Fast
POLICY
Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.