MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Market Domination
Sergei, company founder
Founded by Sergei

Friends & Family Round

8 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$665
Final Liquid Funding
$2,477
Fiscal Review Record
8 Wins / 0 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▼ 48 ⇈ 3
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 48 Loss.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 40 ▲ 10
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
▲ 160
Data Analyst
Patented
✦ MVP ✦
Patented

Data Analyst

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 6s.
▸ Profit 160.
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 60
Commission Structure
Synergized
Synergized

Commission Structure

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 16 plus 30% of it.
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 16
Ad Network

Ad Network

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 16 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 1
Earnings Call

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▲ 30
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▲ 60
Salesperson

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Corporate Policies

Quality Assurance
◆
#1
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Aggressive Pricing
PLUS
◆
#2
POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Lean Operations
◆
#3
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Open Door Policy
◆
#4
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Recurring Revenue
PLUS
◆
#5
POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Automated
◆
#6
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Move Fast
◆
#7
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Word of Mouth
◆
#8
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

FLAWLESS RUN
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Unstoppable corporate execution: achieved Market Domination undefeated across all 8 fiscal cycles.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 8 • $665 VALUATION • 8 Wins / 0 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $110 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $110 Valuation Yr 2 $170 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $170 Valuation Yr 3 $230 Fiscal Year 3: 3 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $230 Valuation Yr 4 $295 Fiscal Year 4: 4 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $295 Valuation Yr 5 $365 Fiscal Year 5: 5 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $365 Valuation Yr 6 $515 Fiscal Year 6: 6 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $515 Valuation Yr 7 $590 Fiscal Year 7: 7 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $590 Valuation Yr 8 $665 Fiscal Year 8: 8 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $665 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $110 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $170 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $230 3 0 Stable
Year 4 $295 4 0 Stable
Year 5 $365 5 0 Stable
Year 6 $515 6 0 Stable
Year 7 $590 7 0 Stable
Year 8 $665 8 0 Domination

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Friends & Family Round is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
0 Filings
Archived record

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Company DNA

Composition of the final board

6 types
One corporate identity
  • Employee ×5
    Employee / 5 assets
    • Robot Worker
    • Code Monkey
    • Data Analyst
    • Unpaid Intern
    • Salesperson
  • Human ×3
    Human / 3 assets
    • Data Analyst
    • Unpaid Intern
    • Salesperson
  • Scheme ×3
    Scheme / 3 assets
    • Commission Structure
    • Ad Network
    • Earnings Call
  • AI ×1
    AI / 1 asset
    • Ad Network
  • Animal ×1
    Animal / 1 asset
    • Code Monkey
  • Machine ×1
    Machine / 1 asset
    • Robot Worker
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