MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Mom & Pop

QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Indemnity Initiatives

Mom & Pop, No Exit Strategy · Final year 9 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 9 PLACEMENT—

Final board

◈ 120
Busy Receptionist
Disruptive
✦ MVP ✦
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▼ 20
Assembly Line
Litigious
Litigious

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 240 ▲ 160
Pop

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 240 Loss.
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 250
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▼ 50
Corporate Spy
Agile
Agile

Corporate Spy

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#5
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
#6
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#7
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 60
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Enacted corporate policies

Twenty-Three Years
PRO
◆
#1
POLICY PRO
▸ Your assets grant 80 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
◆
#2
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Shop Local
PLUS
◆
#3
POLICY PLUS
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Aggressive Pricing
PRO
◆
#4
POLICY PRO
▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Move Fast
PLUS
◆
#5
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Underdog
◆
#6
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Open Door Policy
◆
#7
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Living Wage
◆
#8
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 6W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

9 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $95 0W - 0S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $145 1W - 0S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
YEAR 3 $205 2W - 0S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Busy Receptionist
+

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈
◈
Policies
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
YEAR 4 $295 3W - 0S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Busy Receptionist
++
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
YEAR 5 $390 4W - 0S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Corporate Spy
⚡
Agile

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Busy Receptionist
+++
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
YEAR 6 $485 4W - 1S
Assets
Pop
+

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk
⚡
Unionized

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Unionized
Unionized
▸ +30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Corporate Spy
⚡
Agile

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Busy Receptionist
+++
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Underdog
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
YEAR 7 $560 4W - 2S
Assets
Pop
++

Pop

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 120 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk
⚡
Unionized

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Unionized
Unionized
▸ +30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Corporate Spy
⚡
Agile

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Busy Receptionist
+++
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Policies
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Shop Local
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Aggressive Pricing
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Underdog
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
YEAR 8 $635 5W - 2S
Assets
Busy Receptionist
+++
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Assembly Line
+

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+++

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 240 Loss.
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Corporate Spy
+
⚡
Agile

Corporate Spy

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Policies
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Shop Local
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Aggressive Pricing
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Move Fast
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Underdog
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
YEAR 9 $710 6W - 2S
Assets
Busy Receptionist
+++
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Assembly Line
+
⚡
Litigious

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+++

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 240 Loss.
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Corporate Spy
+
⚡
Agile

Corporate Spy

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Policies
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PRO
▸ Your assets grant 80 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Shop Local
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Aggressive Pricing
+
POLICY PRO
▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Move Fast
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Underdog
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.