MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Keystone Industries

Mom & Pop, No Exit Strategy · Final year 8 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 8 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 240 ▲ 160
Pop
Patented
✦ MVP ✦
Patented

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 240 Loss.
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 180 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 250
Mom
Pivoted
Pivoted

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 20 ◈ 20
Waste Not

Waste Not

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 55 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 500
Saturday Rush

Saturday Rush

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
#4
Headhunter

Headhunter

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Keywords
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 120
Salesperson
Agile
Agile

Salesperson

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 56 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20 ▲ 20
Skeleton Crew

Skeleton Crew

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20 ▲ 20
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Living Wage
◆
#1

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Credit On The House
PLUS
◆
#2

Credit On The House

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 2 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 260 Funding
Open Door Policy
PLUS
◆
#3

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Old Money Rules
◆
#4

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#5

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Recurring Revenue
PRO
◆
#6

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PRO
▸ Permanently gain +4 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 440 Funding
Shop Local
◆
#7

Shop Local

POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 47 Funding
Quality Assurance
◆
#8

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 5W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

8 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $95 0W - 0S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Project Manager
+

Project Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Waste Not
+

Waste Not

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 55 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $145 1W - 0S
Assets
Pop
⚡
Patented

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
⚡
Pivoted

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Project Manager
+

Project Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Waste Not
+

Waste Not

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 55 Funding
Full Dossier →
Saturday Rush
+

Saturday Rush

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
YEAR 3 $205 1W - 1S
Assets
Pop
⚡
Patented

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
⚡
Pivoted

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Project Manager
+

Project Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Saturday Rush
+

Saturday Rush

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Petty Cash
+

Petty Cash

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Waste Not
+

Waste Not

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 55 Funding
Full Dossier →
Apartment Upstairs
+

Apartment Upstairs

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
10.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Credit On The House

Credit On The House

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 130 Funding
YEAR 4 $270 2W - 1S
Assets
Pop
⚡
Patented

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
⚡
Pivoted

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Project Manager
+

Project Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Petty Cash
+

Petty Cash

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Waste Not
+

Waste Not

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 55 Funding
Full Dossier →
Skeleton Crew
+

Skeleton Crew

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson
+

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Credit On The House

Credit On The House

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 130 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
YEAR 5 $340 3W - 1S
Assets
Pop
+
⚡
Patented

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
⚡
Pivoted

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pink Elephant
+

Pink Elephant

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 55 Funding
Full Dossier →
Petty Cash
+

Petty Cash

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Saturday Rush
+

Saturday Rush

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Skeleton Crew
+

Skeleton Crew

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson
+

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Credit On The House

Credit On The House

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 130 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
YEAR 6 $415 3W - 2S
Assets
Pop
+
⚡
Patented

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
⚡
Pivoted

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Waste Not
+

Waste Not

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 55 Funding
Full Dossier →
Project Manager
+

Project Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Petty Cash
+

Petty Cash

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Saturday Rush
+

Saturday Rush

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Skeleton Crew
+

Skeleton Crew

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson
++

Salesperson

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 56 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Credit On The House
+

Credit On The House

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 2 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 260 Funding
Open Door Policy
+

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Shop Local

Shop Local

POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 47 Funding
Quality Assurance

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
YEAR 7 $565 4W - 2S
Assets
Pop
++
⚡
Patented

Pop

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 120 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 120.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 90 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
⚡
Pivoted

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Waste Not
+

Waste Not

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 55 Funding
Full Dossier →
Petty Cash
+

Petty Cash

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Apartment Upstairs
+

Apartment Upstairs

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
10.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Skeleton Crew
+

Skeleton Crew

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson
++

Salesperson

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 56 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Credit On The House
+

Credit On The House

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 2 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 260 Funding
Open Door Policy
+

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Recurring Revenue
+

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 220 Funding
Shop Local

Shop Local

POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 47 Funding
Quality Assurance

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
YEAR 8 $640 5W - 2S
Assets
Pop
+++
⚡
Patented

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 240 Loss.
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 180 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
⚡
Pivoted

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Waste Not
+

Waste Not

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 55 Funding
Full Dossier →
Saturday Rush
+

Saturday Rush

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Headhunter

Headhunter

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Keywords
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson
++
⚡
Agile

Salesperson

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 56 Funding
Full Dossier →
Skeleton Crew
+

Skeleton Crew

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Credit On The House
+

Credit On The House

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 2 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 260 Funding
Open Door Policy
+

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Recurring Revenue
+

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PRO
▸ Permanently gain +4 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 440 Funding
Shop Local

Shop Local

POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 47 Funding
Quality Assurance

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding