MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Pitch Deck In A Trenchcoat

Scrappy, The Bootstrapper · Final year 7 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 7 PLACEMENT—

Final board

⇈ 4
Accountant

Accountant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Remove 12 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 36 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 40 ▼ 40
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 200 ▲ 280
Bankruptcy Lawyer

Bankruptcy Lawyer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 200 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 280.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 140 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 60
On-Call Pager

On-Call Pager

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 60
Stealth Mode

Stealth Mode

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 20
Office Dog

Office Dog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
#6
Net 90
✦ MVP ✦

Net 90

ENTERPRISE
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 160
Expense Account

Expense Account

PRO
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 80.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 36 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 320 ◈ 320
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 320.
▸ Gain 320 Moat.
▸ Remove 16 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 120 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Word of Mouth
◆
#1

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Austerity Measures
PLUS
◆
#2

Austerity Measures

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Hustle Culture
PLUS
◆
#3

Hustle Culture

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#4

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
Technical Debt
◆
#5

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Borrowed Time
◆
#6

Borrowed Time

POLICY
▸ When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 6 Funding
Punching Up
◆
#7

Punching Up

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets inflict 7% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 8 Funding
Under Investigation
◆
#8

Under Investigation

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 4 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 15 Funding

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 4W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

7 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 0W - 1S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Corporate Mole

Corporate Mole

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ The rival loses -10 Valuation.
◆ 2 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Manager

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Keywords
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
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YEAR 2 $160 1W - 1S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Manager

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Keywords
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
On-Call Pager

On-Call Pager

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
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Policies
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
YEAR 3 $220 2W - 1S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Manager

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Keywords
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
On-Call Pager

On-Call Pager

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Stealth Mode

Stealth Mode

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
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Policies
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
YEAR 4 $293 2W - 2S
Assets
Request for Proposal

Request for Proposal

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 8.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random Service.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Manager

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Keywords
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
On-Call Pager

On-Call Pager

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Stealth Mode

Stealth Mode

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
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Policies
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Hustle Culture

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
YEAR 5 $438 3W - 2S
Assets
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Manager

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Keywords
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
On-Call Pager
+

On-Call Pager

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Stealth Mode

Stealth Mode

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Space Heater
++

Space Heater

PRO
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ While Burned Out, Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Nap Pod

Nap Pod

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Dog

Office Dog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
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Policies
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Hustle Culture

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Borrowed Time

Borrowed Time

POLICY
▸ When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 6 Funding
YEAR 6 $513 4W - 2S
Assets
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Manager

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Keywords
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
On-Call Pager
+

On-Call Pager

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Stealth Mode

Stealth Mode

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Space Heater
++

Space Heater

PRO
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ While Burned Out, Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Dog

Office Dog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Ransomware

Ransomware

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
Policies
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Hustle Culture

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Borrowed Time

Borrowed Time

POLICY
▸ When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 6 Funding
Punching Up

Punching Up

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets inflict 7% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 8 Funding
Under Investigation

Under Investigation

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 4 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 15 Funding
YEAR 7 $588 4W - 3S
Assets
Accountant
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Accountant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Remove 12 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 36 Funding
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Loan Shark
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Loan Shark

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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Bankruptcy Lawyer
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Bankruptcy Lawyer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 200 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 280.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 140 Funding
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On-Call Pager
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On-Call Pager

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 28 Funding
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Stealth Mode

Stealth Mode

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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Office Dog

Office Dog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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Net 90
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Net 90

ENTERPRISE
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 16 Funding
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Expense Account
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Expense Account

PRO
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 80.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 36 Funding
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Snail Mail
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Snail Mail

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 320.
▸ Gain 320 Moat.
▸ Remove 16 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 120 Funding
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Policies
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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Austerity Measures
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Austerity Measures

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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Hustle Culture
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Hustle Culture

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
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Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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Borrowed Time

Borrowed Time

POLICY
▸ When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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Punching Up

Punching Up

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets inflict 7% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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Under Investigation

Under Investigation

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 4 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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