MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Third Generation Holdings

Scrappy, The Bootstrapper · Final year 9 · Domination

Awaiting challengers

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 9 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 14 ▲ 10
Pitchman
Gamified
Gamified

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
#1
Business Coach

Business Coach

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -1s.
◆ 36 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 600
Rest & Vest
Agile
✦ MVP ✦
Agile

Rest & Vest

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 600.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 70 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 30
Open Office

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
#5
Brand Ambassador
Synergized
Synergized

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 240
Personal Assistant

Personal Assistant

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
PASSIVE
▸ When the Employee to your left activates, Profit 240.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 72 Funding
Full Dossier →
#7
Paparazzo

Paparazzo

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 90 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 60
Payday Loan
Lean
Lean

Payday Loan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20 ▲ 20
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Word of Mouth
◆
#1

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Grassroots Growth
PLUS
◆
#2

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PLUS
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Recurring Revenue
PLUS
◆
#3

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 220 Funding
Open Door Policy
◆
#4

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#5

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Passive Income
◆
#6

Passive Income

POLICY
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 3 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
PLUS
◆
#7

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 120 Funding
Hustle Culture
ENTERPRISE
◆
#8

Hustle Culture

POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ Your Employees act 40% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 25 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 300 Funding

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 8W / 1L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

9 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 0W - 1S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Security Engineer

Security Engineer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Whenever a rival Scheme activates, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $160 1W - 1S
Assets
Website

Website

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ Whenever an adjacent asset Profits, gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Open Office
+

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
YEAR 3 $285 2W - 1S
Assets
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Open Office
+

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Brand Ambassador
⚡
Synergized

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
YEAR 4 $355 3W - 1S
Assets
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Open Office
+

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Brand Ambassador
⚡
Synergized

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Payday Loan
⚡
Lean

Payday Loan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
YEAR 5 $430 4W - 1S
Assets
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Payday Loan
⚡
Lean

Payday Loan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Open Office
+

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Brand Ambassador
⚡
Synergized

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Price War

Price War

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Take 12 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
Policies
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Passive Income

Passive Income

POLICY
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 3 Funding
YEAR 6 $580 5W - 1S
Assets
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Business Coach
++

Business Coach

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -1s.
◆ 36 Funding
Full Dossier →
Rest & Vest
++

Rest & Vest

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 600.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 70 Funding
Full Dossier →
Open Office
+

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Brand Ambassador
⚡
Synergized

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Personal Assistant
+++

Personal Assistant

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
PASSIVE
▸ When the Employee to your left activates, Profit 240.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 72 Funding
Full Dossier →
Payday Loan
⚡
Lean

Payday Loan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Passive Income

Passive Income

POLICY
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 3 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
YEAR 7 $655 6W - 1S
Assets
Pitchman
⚡
Gamified

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Business Coach
++

Business Coach

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -1s.
◆ 36 Funding
Full Dossier →
Rest & Vest
++

Rest & Vest

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 600.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 70 Funding
Full Dossier →
Open Office
+

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Brand Ambassador
⚡
Synergized

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Personal Assistant
+++

Personal Assistant

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
PASSIVE
▸ When the Employee to your left activates, Profit 240.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 72 Funding
Full Dossier →
Payday Loan
⚡
Lean

Payday Loan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Grassroots Growth
+

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PLUS
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Recurring Revenue
+

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 220 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Passive Income

Passive Income

POLICY
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 3 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
+

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 120 Funding
Hustle Culture

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
YEAR 8 $805 7W - 1S
Assets
Pitchman
⚡
Gamified

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Business Coach
++

Business Coach

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -1s.
◆ 36 Funding
Full Dossier →
Rest & Vest
++
⚡
Agile

Rest & Vest

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 600.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 70 Funding
Full Dossier →
Open Office
+

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Brand Ambassador
⚡
Synergized

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Personal Assistant
+++

Personal Assistant

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
PASSIVE
▸ When the Employee to your left activates, Profit 240.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 72 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paparazzo
++

Paparazzo

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 90 Funding
Full Dossier →
Payday Loan
⚡
Lean

Payday Loan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Grassroots Growth
+

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PLUS
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Recurring Revenue
+

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 220 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Passive Income

Passive Income

POLICY
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 3 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
+

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 120 Funding
Hustle Culture
+

Hustle Culture

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
YEAR 9 $880 8W - 1S
Assets
Pitchman
⚡
Gamified

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Business Coach
++

Business Coach

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -1s.
◆ 36 Funding
Full Dossier →
Rest & Vest
++
⚡
Agile

Rest & Vest

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 600.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 70 Funding
Full Dossier →
Open Office
+

Open Office

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Brand Ambassador
⚡
Synergized

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Personal Assistant
+++

Personal Assistant

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
PASSIVE
▸ When the Employee to your left activates, Profit 240.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 72 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paparazzo
++

Paparazzo

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 90 Funding
Full Dossier →
Payday Loan
⚡
Lean

Payday Loan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Grassroots Growth
+

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PLUS
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Recurring Revenue
+

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 220 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Passive Income

Passive Income

POLICY
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 3 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
+

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 120 Funding
Hustle Culture
+

Hustle Culture

POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ Your Employees act 40% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 25 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 300 Funding