MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Summit Synergy

Scrappy, The Bootstrapper · Final year 7 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 7 PLACEMENT—

Final board

#0
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 15
Busy Receptionist
Patented
Patented

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ +15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 80
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
#4
Copywriter
Lean
✦ MVP ✦
Lean

Copywriter

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 11 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +4 Scandal.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 96 Funding
Full Dossier →
#5
Business Coach

Business Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 15
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 80 ▲ 80
Volunteer
Disruptive
Disruptive

Volunteer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 60
Late Nights
Agile
Agile

Late Nights

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Employees 2s.
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Open Door Policy
PLUS
◆
#1

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Lean Operations
PLUS
◆
#2

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets act 0.2s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 100 Funding
Hustle Culture
◆
#3

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Grassroots Growth
PLUS
◆
#4

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PLUS
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Underdog
PRO
◆
#5

Underdog

POLICY PRO
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 12% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 320 Funding
Austerity Measures
◆
#6

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#7

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
Word of Mouth
◆
#8

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 4W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

7 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $90 0W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $140 1W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
⚡
Patented

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ +15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Social Media Manager
+

Social Media Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
YEAR 3 $200 2W - 0S
Assets
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Copywriter
+

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer
++

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Social Media Manager
+

Social Media Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
⚡
Patented

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ +15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker
++

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Hustle Culture

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
YEAR 4 $200 3W - 0S
Assets
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Business Coach

Business Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Copywriter
+
⚡
Lean

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker
++

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer
++

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Social Media Manager
+

Social Media Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
⚡
Patented

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ +15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Hustle Culture

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
YEAR 5 $335 3W - 1S
Assets
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Business Coach

Business Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Copywriter
+
⚡
Lean

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker
++

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer
++

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
⚡
Patented

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ +15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Late Nights

Late Nights

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Employees 2s.
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Open Door Policy
+

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Lean Operations
+

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets act 0.2s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 100 Funding
Hustle Culture

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Grassroots Growth
+

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PLUS
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Underdog
+

Underdog

POLICY PLUS
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 6% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 160 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
YEAR 6 $485 4W - 1S
Assets
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
⚡
Patented

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ +15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer
++

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Copywriter
++
⚡
Lean

Copywriter

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 8 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +3 Scandal.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 48 Funding
Full Dossier →
Business Coach

Business Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Late Nights

Late Nights

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Employees 2s.
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Open Door Policy
+

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Lean Operations
+

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets act 0.2s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 100 Funding
Hustle Culture

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Grassroots Growth
+

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PLUS
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Underdog
+

Underdog

POLICY PRO
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 12% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 320 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
YEAR 7 $560 4W - 2S
Assets
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 5 Funding
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Busy Receptionist
⚡
Patented

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ +15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
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Graphic Designer
++

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 60 Funding
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Copywriter
+++
⚡
Lean

Copywriter

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 11 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +4 Scandal.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 96 Funding
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Business Coach

Business Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
◆ 9 Funding
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Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 15 Funding
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Volunteer
++
⚡
Disruptive

Volunteer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 16 Funding
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Late Nights
⚡
Agile

Late Nights

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Employees 2s.
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 20 Funding
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Policies
Open Door Policy
+

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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◆ 180 Funding
Lean Operations
+

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets act 0.2s faster.
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◆ 100 Funding
Hustle Culture

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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◆ 37 Funding
Grassroots Growth
+

Grassroots Growth

POLICY PLUS
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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◆ 110 Funding
Underdog
+

Underdog

POLICY PRO
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 12% faster.
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◆ 320 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆ 37 Funding
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
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◆ 30 Funding
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding