MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

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Baron, Old Money · Final year 9 · Domination

Awaiting challengers

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 9 PLACEMENT—

Final board

◈ 240
Stealth Mode
✦ MVP ✦

Stealth Mode

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 240 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 2.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 120 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 16
Influencer
Leveraged
Leveraged

Influencer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
▸ Inflict 16 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
#2
Paid Reporter

Paid Reporter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 7 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 15
Spin Doctor

Spin Doctor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Move up to 4 of your Scandal to the rival.
▸ Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
#4
Copywriter

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 16
Paid Lobbyist
Gamified
Gamified

Paid Lobbyist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal to the rival.
▸ Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 16.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 10
Greenwashing

Greenwashing

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Move up to 3 of your Scandal to the rival.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
#7
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 60
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +40 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
⇈ 4
Accountant

Accountant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Remove 12 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 36 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Old Money Rules
◆
#1

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Winner Take All
◆
#2

Winner Take All

POLICY
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 8 Funding
Regulatory Capture
PLUS
◆
#3

Regulatory Capture

POLICY PLUS
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 12 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 150 Funding
Too Big to Fail
◆
#4

Too Big to Fail

POLICY
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 120 Funding
Hustle Culture
ENTERPRISE
◆
#5

Hustle Culture

POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ Your Employees act 40% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 25 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 300 Funding
Fortified
◆
#6

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 65 Funding
Open Door Policy
◆
#7

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Recurring Revenue
PLUS
◆
#8

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 220 Funding

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 8W / 1L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

9 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $195 1W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Personal Assistant

Personal Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
PASSIVE
▸ When the Employee to your left activates, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paid Reporter

Paid Reporter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $295 2W - 0S
Assets
Personal Assistant
+

Personal Assistant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
PASSIVE
▸ When the Employee to your left activates, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Influencer

Influencer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
▸ Inflict 16 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paid Reporter
+

Paid Reporter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 7 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Spin Doctor

Spin Doctor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Move up to 4 of your Scandal to the rival.
▸ Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paid Lobbyist
+

Paid Lobbyist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal to the rival.
▸ Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 16.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
YEAR 3 $420 3W - 0S
Assets
Stealth Mode
+

Stealth Mode

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Influencer

Influencer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
▸ Inflict 16 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paid Reporter
+

Paid Reporter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 7 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Spin Doctor

Spin Doctor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Move up to 4 of your Scandal to the rival.
▸ Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paid Lobbyist
+

Paid Lobbyist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal to the rival.
▸ Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 16.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Copywriter
+

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Winner Take All

Winner Take All

POLICY
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 8 Funding
YEAR 4 $490 4W - 0S
Assets
Stealth Mode
+

Stealth Mode

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Influencer

Influencer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
▸ Inflict 16 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paid Reporter
+

Paid Reporter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 7 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Spin Doctor

Spin Doctor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Move up to 4 of your Scandal to the rival.
▸ Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paid Lobbyist
+

Paid Lobbyist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal to the rival.
▸ Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 16.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Copywriter
+

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Officer
+

Loan Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
3.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Winner Take All

Winner Take All

POLICY
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 8 Funding
Regulatory Capture

Regulatory Capture

POLICY
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
YEAR 5 $619 5W - 0S
Assets
Stealth Mode
+

Stealth Mode

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Influencer

Influencer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
▸ Inflict 16 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paid Reporter
+

Paid Reporter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 7 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Spin Doctor

Spin Doctor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Move up to 4 of your Scandal to the rival.
▸ Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paid Lobbyist
+

Paid Lobbyist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal to the rival.
▸ Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 16.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Copywriter
+

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Officer
+

Loan Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
3.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Patent Portfolio
+

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Winner Take All

Winner Take All

POLICY
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 8 Funding
Regulatory Capture

Regulatory Capture

POLICY
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Too Big to Fail

Too Big to Fail

POLICY
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 120 Funding
Hustle Culture

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
YEAR 6 $689 6W - 0S
Assets
Stealth Mode
+

Stealth Mode

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Influencer

Influencer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
▸ Inflict 16 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paid Reporter
+

Paid Reporter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 7 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Spin Doctor

Spin Doctor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Move up to 4 of your Scandal to the rival.
▸ Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paid Lobbyist
+

Paid Lobbyist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal to the rival.
▸ Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 16.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Copywriter
+

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Officer
+

Loan Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
3.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Greenwashing

Greenwashing

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Move up to 3 of your Scandal to the rival.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
Policies
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Winner Take All

Winner Take All

POLICY
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 8 Funding
Regulatory Capture

Regulatory Capture

POLICY
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Too Big to Fail

Too Big to Fail

POLICY
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 120 Funding
Hustle Culture

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Fortified

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 65 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
YEAR 7 $782 7W - 0S
Assets
Stealth Mode
+

Stealth Mode

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Influencer

Influencer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
▸ Inflict 16 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paid Reporter
+

Paid Reporter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 7 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Spin Doctor

Spin Doctor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Move up to 4 of your Scandal to the rival.
▸ Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paid Lobbyist
+

Paid Lobbyist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal to the rival.
▸ Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 16.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Copywriter
+

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Greenwashing

Greenwashing

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Move up to 3 of your Scandal to the rival.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Patent Portfolio
+

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Accountant
++

Accountant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Remove 12 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 36 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Winner Take All

Winner Take All

POLICY
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 8 Funding
Regulatory Capture

Regulatory Capture

POLICY
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Too Big to Fail

Too Big to Fail

POLICY
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 120 Funding
Hustle Culture
+

Hustle Culture

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Fortified

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 65 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
YEAR 8 $875 7W - 1S
Assets
Stealth Mode
+

Stealth Mode

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Influencer

Influencer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
▸ Inflict 16 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paid Reporter
+

Paid Reporter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 7 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Spin Doctor

Spin Doctor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Move up to 4 of your Scandal to the rival.
▸ Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Copywriter
+

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paid Lobbyist
+

Paid Lobbyist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal to the rival.
▸ Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 16.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Greenwashing

Greenwashing

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Move up to 3 of your Scandal to the rival.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Patent Portfolio
+

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Accountant
++

Accountant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Remove 12 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 36 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Winner Take All

Winner Take All

POLICY
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 8 Funding
Regulatory Capture

Regulatory Capture

POLICY
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Too Big to Fail

Too Big to Fail

POLICY
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 120 Funding
Hustle Culture
+

Hustle Culture

POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ Your Employees act 40% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 25 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 300 Funding
Fortified

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 65 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
YEAR 9 $968 8W - 1S
Assets
Stealth Mode
++

Stealth Mode

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 240 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 2.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 120 Funding
Full Dossier →
Influencer
⚡
Leveraged

Influencer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
▸ Inflict 16 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paid Reporter
+

Paid Reporter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 7 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Spin Doctor

Spin Doctor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Move up to 4 of your Scandal to the rival.
▸ Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Copywriter
+

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paid Lobbyist
+
⚡
Gamified

Paid Lobbyist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal to the rival.
▸ Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 16.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Greenwashing

Greenwashing

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Move up to 3 of your Scandal to the rival.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Marketing Strategist
++

Marketing Strategist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +40 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Accountant
++

Accountant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Remove 12 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 36 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Winner Take All

Winner Take All

POLICY
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 8 Funding
Regulatory Capture
+

Regulatory Capture

POLICY PLUS
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 12 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 150 Funding
Too Big to Fail

Too Big to Fail

POLICY
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 120 Funding
Hustle Culture
+

Hustle Culture

POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ Your Employees act 40% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 25 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 300 Funding
Fortified

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 65 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Recurring Revenue
+

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 220 Funding