MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4

Boardroom Analytics

Macro trends across founders, corporate rivals, adopted policies, dilemmas, and vendor traffic.

CEO Retention & Funnel
Founders

CEO Retention & Funnel

Funnel & dropoff telemetry

Rivals & Encounters
Competition Active

Rivals & Encounters

Win rates & bout telemetry

Policy Performance
Directives

Policy Performance

Adoption & win rate meta

Dilemmas (Choices)
Decisions

Dilemmas (Choices)

Decision branch distribution

Vendors & Purchases
Commerce

Vendors & Purchases

Foot traffic & sales

Grants & Gifts
Endowments

Grants & Gifts

Offer conversion & windfalls

Total Encounters
3,657
Player Win Rate
59.4%
Deadliest Rival
0.0% Winrate (36 bouts)
Easiest Target
100.0% Winrate (41 bouts)
CEO: All Baron Mom & Pop Scrappy Sergei
Year: All Y1 Y2 Y3 Y4 Y5

Co-Synergy

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 63% (42/67) Y3: 43% (20/47) Y4: 67% (12/18)
Win Rate 42.6%
20W - 27L Record
Encounters 47
Total Bouts
Sergei: 50% Mom & Pop: 79% Baron: 56% Scrappy: 42%

The Open Office

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 52% (28/54) Y3: 17% (8/48) Y4: 30% (7/23)
Win Rate 16.7%
8W - 40L Record
Encounters 48
Total Bouts
Baron: 32% Sergei: 26% Scrappy: 28% Mom & Pop: 64%

Basement Holdings LLC

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 58% (25/43) Y3: 25% (13/51) Y4: 83% (19/23)
Win Rate 25.5%
13W - 38L Record
Encounters 51
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 72% Scrappy: 41% Baron: 42% Sergei: 40%

Crunch Culture

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 51% (29/57) Y3: 23% (9/40) Y4: 40% (8/20)
Win Rate 22.5%
9W - 31L Record
Encounters 40
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 68% Baron: 47% Scrappy: 15% Sergei: 35%

Surplus Office Mart

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 22% (9/41) Y3: 0% (0/47) Y4: 48% (11/23)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 47L Record
Encounters 47
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 23% Scrappy: 14% Sergei: 16% Baron: 21%

True Believers

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 4% (2/51) Y3: 10% (4/40) Y4: 6% (1/18)
Win Rate 10.0%
4W - 36L Record
Encounters 40
Total Bouts
Sergei: 9% Scrappy: 3% Mom & Pop: 9% Baron: 0%

Upvote Cartel

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 27% (13/48) Y3: 3% (1/38) Y4: 11% (2/19)
Win Rate 2.6%
1W - 37L Record
Encounters 38
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 19% Baron: 13% Sergei: 16% Scrappy: 12%

Hustle House

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 13% (5/39) Y3: 4% (2/45) Y4: 6% (1/17)
Win Rate 4.4%
2W - 43L Record
Encounters 45
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 10% Baron: 17% Sergei: 0% Scrappy: 13%

ClickFarm UltraGrowth

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 10% (1/10) Y3: 2% (1/44) Y4: 24% (6/25)
Win Rate 2.3%
1W - 43L Record
Encounters 44
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 18% Baron: 20% Sergei: 0% Scrappy: 6%

Matcha & Microdose

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 50% (6/12) Y3: 33% (2/6) Y4: 38% (15/39)
Win Rate 33.3%
2W - 4L Record
Encounters 6
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 50% Baron: 43% Sergei: 29% Scrappy: 25%

Est. 1953

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 0% (0/22) Y3: 0% (0/14)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 14L Record
Encounters 14
Total Bouts
Scrappy: 0% Baron: 0% Sergei: 0% Mom & Pop: 0%

Local 404

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 5% (1/19) Y3: 0% (0/15)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 15L Record
Encounters 15
Total Bouts
Scrappy: 0% Sergei: 0% Baron: 0% Mom & Pop: 33%

Venture Horizon Bank

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 47% (7/15) Y3: 0% (0/2) Y4: 33% (4/12)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 2L Record
Encounters 2
Total Bouts
Baron: 43% Scrappy: 50% Sergei: 0% Mom & Pop: 0%

Fractional CFO LLP

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 9% (1/11) Y3: 0% (0/7) Y4: 60% (6/10)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 7L Record
Encounters 7
Total Bouts
Baron: 18% Sergei: 100% Scrappy: 0% Mom & Pop: 50%

Prompt Wrappers

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 40% (4/10) Y3: 33% (2/6) Y4: 67% (8/12)
Win Rate 33.3%
2W - 4L Record
Encounters 6
Total Bouts
Baron: 53% Mom & Pop: 50% Scrappy: 50% Sergei: 0%

Muttual Fund

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 17% (3/18) Y3: 0% (0/9)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 9L Record
Encounters 9
Total Bouts
Scrappy: 13% Sergei: 14% Baron: 0% Mom & Pop: 20%

The Daily Allowance

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 79% (15/19) Y3: 14% (1/7)
Win Rate 14.3%
1W - 6L Record
Encounters 7
Total Bouts
Scrappy: 60% Sergei: 43% Mom & Pop: 67% Baron: 83%

Upline Essentials

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 0% (0/12) Y3: 0% (0/14)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 14L Record
Encounters 14
Total Bouts
Scrappy: 0% Baron: 0% Sergei: 0% Mom & Pop: 0%

SeedForge Accelerator

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 11% (1/9) Y3: 0% (0/6) Y4: 38% (3/8)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 6L Record
Encounters 6
Total Bouts
Mom & Pop: 33% Baron: 19% Sergei: 0%

Municipal Inspector

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 17% (1/6) Y3: 0% (0/6) Y4: 60% (6/10)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 6L Record
Encounters 6
Total Bouts
Sergei: 100% Baron: 13% Scrappy: 100% Mom & Pop: 50%

Silicon Dreams

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 29% (2/7) Y3: 0% (0/4) Y4: 44% (4/9)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 4L Record
Encounters 4
Total Bouts
Baron: 31% Mom & Pop: 33% Sergei: 0%

Slow & Steady Savings & Loan

Year 2-3 Rival · 2 Stages
Y2: 0% (0/1) Y3: 0% (0/6)
Win Rate 0.0%
0W - 6L Record
Encounters 6
Total Bouts
Scrappy: 0% Sergei: 0% Baron: 0%