MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Market Domination

Kinetic Syndicate

Founder: Mom & Pop • Closed: Fiscal Year 10 • Build: 1.0.0CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 10, 2026 at 21:55 UTC
Final Valuation
$815
Final Liquid Funding
$2,857
Fiscal Review Record
8 Wins / 2 Setbacks

Winning Asset Portfolio

#0
Kanban
Agile
Agile

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 40 ◈ 40
Waste Not
✦ MVP ✦

Waste Not

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 40 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈ 25
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
#4
Weekend Help
Litigious
Litigious

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 60 ▲ 40
Pop
Lean
Lean

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Profit 40.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Lean
Lean
0.5s faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 500
Mom

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▼ 40
Data Scientist
Offshore
Offshore

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Offshore
Offshore
+10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 20
Performance Review

Performance Review

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
A random Employee of yours permanently gains +20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Enacted Corporate Policies

Living Wage
#1
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Word of Mouth
#2
POLICY
Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Shop Local
PLUS
#3
POLICY PLUS
Whenever you Surplus, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Work/Life Balance
PRO
#4
POLICY PRO
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 85.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Grassroots Growth
#5
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Quality Assurance
#6
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Twenty-Three Years
#7
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
#8
Your assets act 300 faster.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

CRITICAL COMEBACK
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Surviving at 2 setbacks (one defeat away from liquidation!), the board engineered a historic turnaround to secure Market Domination.
FINAL OUTCOME FISCAL YEAR 10 $815 VALUATION 8 Wins / 2 Setbacks SURVIVED NEAR-BANKRUPTCY
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $95 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $95 Valuation Yr 2 $145 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $145 Valuation Yr 3 $205 Fiscal Year 3: 3 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $205 Valuation Yr 4 $320 Fiscal Year 4: 3 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $320 Valuation Yr 5 $390 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $390 Valuation Yr 6 $465 Fiscal Year 6: 4 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $465 Valuation Yr 7 $540 Fiscal Year 7: 5 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $540 Valuation Yr 8 $615 Fiscal Year 8: 6 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $615 Valuation Yr 9 $715 Fiscal Year 9: 7 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $715 Valuation Yr 10 $815 Fiscal Year 10: 8 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $815 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $95 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $145 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $205 3 0 Stable
Year 4 $320 3 1 Setback
Year 5 $390 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $465 4 2 1 Strike Left
Year 7 $540 5 2 1 Strike Left
Year 8 $615 6 2 1 Strike Left
Year 9 $715 7 2 1 Strike Left
Year 10 $815 8 2 1 Strike Left

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Kinetic Syndicate is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
4W / 3L
7 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
57.1%
4 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
10 Filings
Years 1 through 10

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

10 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $95 0W - 0S
Assets
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Data Scientist
+

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
YEAR 2 $145 1W - 0S
Assets
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Weekend Help
Litigious

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Graphic Designer
++

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 80 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Data Scientist
+

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
YEAR 3 $205 2W - 0S
Assets
Data Scientist
+

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Weekend Help
Litigious

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Graphic Designer
++

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 80 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Zoning Petition

Zoning Petition

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s.
Gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
YEAR 4 $255 3W - 0S
Assets
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
Profit 15.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Data Scientist
+

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Weekend Help
Litigious

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
Lean

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Lean
Lean
0.5s faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Graphic Designer
++
Patented

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 80 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Patented
Patented
+15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
YEAR 5 $320 3W - 1S
Assets
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
Profit 15.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Data Scientist
+

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Weekend Help
Litigious

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
Lean

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Lean
Lean
0.5s faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Graphic Designer
++
Patented

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 80 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Patented
Patented
+15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Quarterly Goals

Quarterly Goals

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Overwork your Employees 1s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Work/Life Balance
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Grassroots Growth
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 6 $465 3W - 2S
Assets
Kanban
Agile

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Waste Not

Waste Not

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 10.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
Profit 15.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Data Scientist
+

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Weekend Help
Litigious

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
Lean

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Lean
Lean
0.5s faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Graphic Designer
++
Patented

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 80 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Patented
Patented
+15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Work/Life Balance
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Grassroots Growth
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Quality Assurance
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Twenty-Three Years
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 7 $540 4W - 2S
Assets
Kanban
Agile

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Waste Not
+

Waste Not

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 20 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
Profit 15.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Weekend Help
Litigious

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+
Lean

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Profit 40.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Lean
Lean
0.5s faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Data Scientist
+

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Performance Review
+

Performance Review

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
A random Employee of yours permanently gains +20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Work/Life Balance
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Grassroots Growth
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Quality Assurance
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Twenty-Three Years
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
YEAR 8 $615 5W - 2S
Assets
Kanban
Agile

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Waste Not
++

Waste Not

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 40 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Weekend Help
Litigious

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+
Lean

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Profit 40.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Lean
Lean
0.5s faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Data Scientist
+

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Performance Review
+

Performance Review

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
A random Employee of yours permanently gains +20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Work/Life Balance
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 65.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Grassroots Growth
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Quality Assurance
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Twenty-Three Years
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
YEAR 9 $715 6W - 2S
Assets
Kanban
Agile

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Waste Not
++

Waste Not

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 40 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Weekend Help
Litigious

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+
Lean

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Profit 40.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Lean
Lean
0.5s faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Data Scientist
+
Offshore

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Offshore
Offshore
+10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Performance Review
+

Performance Review

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
A random Employee of yours permanently gains +20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Shop Local
POLICY
Whenever you Surplus, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Work/Life Balance
+
POLICY PRO
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 85.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Grassroots Growth
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Quality Assurance
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Twenty-Three Years
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
YEAR 10 $815 7W - 2S
Assets
Kanban
Agile

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Waste Not
++

Waste Not

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 40 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Weekend Help
Litigious

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+
Lean

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Profit 40.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Lean
Lean
0.5s faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Data Scientist
+
Offshore

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Offshore
Offshore
+10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Performance Review
+

Performance Review

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
A random Employee of yours permanently gains +20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
Your Humans act 10% faster.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Shop Local
+
POLICY PLUS
Whenever you Surplus, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Work/Life Balance
+
POLICY PRO
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 85.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Grassroots Growth
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Quality Assurance
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Twenty-Three Years
Your assets grant 10 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.