Offshore
▸
At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $725
- Final Liquid Funding
- $790
- Fiscal Review Record
- 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Offshore
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Buzzword
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 3 Debt.
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Late Fee
SMALL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
✦ MVP ✦
Corporate Sponsors
MEDIUM
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent asset Profits, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Security Guard
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 12 Moat.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Nepo Baby
SMALL
HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Corporate Policies
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆
#3
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#5
#6
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $170 | 0 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 2 | $450 | 1 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $660 | 1 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 4 | $725 | 1 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Vanguard Federation is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
2W
/
3L
5 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
40.0%
2 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
7 Filings
Years 1 through 6
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
+
Offshore
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Offshore
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Buzzword
Offshore
▸
At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Nepo Baby
SMALL
HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Assets
+
Offshore
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Offshore
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Buzzword
Offshore
▸
At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Unicorn
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Chief Storyteller
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Nepo Baby
SMALL
HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
+
Offshore
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Offshore
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Buzzword
Offshore
▸
At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Unicorn
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
+
Offshore
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Offshore
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Buzzword
Offshore
▸
At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 3 Debt.
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Late Fee
SMALL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Corporate Sponsors
MEDIUM
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent asset Profits, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Security Guard
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 12 Moat.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Nepo Baby
SMALL
HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
+
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your assets act 0.2s faster.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Assets
+
Offshore
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Offshore
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Buzzword
Offshore
▸
At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 3 Debt.
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Late Fee
SMALL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Corporate Sponsors
MEDIUM
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent asset Profits, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Security Guard
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 12 Moat.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Nepo Baby
SMALL
HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
+
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your assets act 0.2s faster.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Assets
+
Offshore
PLUS
Agile
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Offshore
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Buzzword
Offshore
▸
At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Agile
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 3 Debt.
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Late Fee
SMALL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Corporate Sponsors
MEDIUM
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent asset Profits, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Security Guard
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 12 Moat.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Nepo Baby
SMALL
HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
+
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your assets act 0.2s faster.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Assets
+
Offshore
PLUS
Agile
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
++
PRO
+
PLUS
BASIC
⚡
Offshore
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Buzzword
Offshore
▸
At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Agile
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 3 Debt.
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Late Fee
SMALL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Corporate Sponsors
MEDIUM
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent asset Profits, Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Nepo Baby
SMALL
HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
+
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your assets act 0.2s faster.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
-
Human ×5
Human / 5 assets- Salesperson
- Lobbyist
- Unpaid Intern
- Security Guard
- Nepo Baby
-
Scheme ×3
Scheme / 3 assets- Lobbyist
- Late Fee
- Corporate Sponsors
-
Employee ×2
Employee / 2 assets- Salesperson
- Unpaid Intern
-
Service ×2
Service / 2 assets- Rubber Duck
- Security Guard
-
Animal ×1
Animal / 1 asset- Rubber Duck
-
Property ×1
Property / 1 asset- Petty Cash
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