MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Three Month Runway Co.

Founder: Baron • Closed: Fiscal Year 9 • Build: 1.0.0CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 15, 2026 at 11:05 UTC
Final Valuation
$2,475
Final Liquid Funding
$1,976
Fiscal Review Record
6 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▲ 120
Unpaid Intern
Litigious
Litigious

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 120.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▼ 40 ▲ 40
Hard Worker
Unionized
Unionized

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 40.
Unionized
Unionized
+30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈ 24
Security Guard
Pivoted
Pivoted

Security Guard

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 24 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◈ 120
Busy Receptionist
Disruptive
✦ MVP ✦
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 120 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▲ 20
Nepo Baby
Offshore
Offshore

Nepo Baby

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
15s.
Profit 20.
Offshore
Offshore
At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 50
Corporate Spy
Leveraged
Leveraged

Corporate Spy

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 50 Loss.
Apply 6 Scandal.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▼ 120
Sketchy Contractor
Leveraged
Leveraged

Sketchy Contractor

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 120 Loss.
Windfall 30%.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◈ 80
Unicorn

Unicorn

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Gain 80 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◈ 50
Watchdog

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Enacted Corporate Policies

Fortified
#1
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Pricing
#2
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Work/Life Balance
#3
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
#4
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Lean Operations
#5
Your assets act 300 faster.
Old Money Rules
#6
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
PLUS
#7
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Regulatory Capture
#8
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 9, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME FISCAL YEAR 9 $2,475 VALUATION 6 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $170 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $170 Valuation Yr 2 $260 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $260 Valuation Yr 3 $330 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $330 Valuation Yr 4 $620 Fiscal Year 4: 2 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $620 Valuation Yr 5 $990 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $990 Valuation Yr 6 $1,495 Fiscal Year 6: 4 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $1,495 Valuation Yr 7 $1,870 Fiscal Year 7: 5 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $1,870 Valuation Yr 8 $2,245 Fiscal Year 8: 6 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $2,245 Valuation Yr 9 $2,475 Fiscal Year 9: 6 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $2,475 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $170 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $260 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $330 2 1 Setback
Year 4 $620 2 2 1 Strike Left
Year 5 $990 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $1,495 4 2 1 Strike Left
Year 7 $1,870 5 2 1 Strike Left
Year 8 $2,245 6 2 1 Strike Left
Year 9 $2,475 6 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Three Month Runway Co. is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
1W / 2L
3 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
33.3%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
9 Filings
Years 1 through 9

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

9 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $160 0W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Nepo Baby
+

Nepo Baby

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
15s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Hard Worker
++

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
YEAR 2 $250 1W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Security Guard
+

Security Guard

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 24 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Hard Worker
++

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 3 $320 2W - 0S
Assets
Consultant
Litigious

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Security Guard
+
Pivoted

Security Guard

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 24 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Hard Worker
++

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Unicorn

Unicorn

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Gain 40 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
YEAR 4 $455 2W - 1S
Assets
Busy Receptionist
+

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hard Worker
++

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Security Guard
+
Pivoted

Security Guard

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 24 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Nepo Baby
+

Nepo Baby

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
15s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Unicorn

Unicorn

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Gain 40 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Work/Life Balance
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
YEAR 5 $840 2W - 2S
Assets
Busy Receptionist
++

Busy Receptionist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 60 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hard Worker
++

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Security Guard
+
Pivoted

Security Guard

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 24 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Nepo Baby
+

Nepo Baby

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
15s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Sketchy Contractor
+
Leveraged

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Unicorn
+

Unicorn

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Gain 80 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Work/Life Balance
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 6 $1,295 3W - 2S
Assets
Busy Receptionist
++
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 60 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Hard Worker
++

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Security Guard
+
Pivoted

Security Guard

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 24 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Nepo Baby
+

Nepo Baby

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
15s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Sketchy Contractor
+
Leveraged

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Unicorn
+

Unicorn

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Gain 80 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Work/Life Balance
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 7 $1,670 4W - 2S
Assets
Busy Receptionist
++
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 60 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Hard Worker
++
Unionized

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 40.
Unionized
Unionized
+30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Security Guard
+
Pivoted

Security Guard

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 24 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Nepo Baby
+

Nepo Baby

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
15s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Corporate Spy
+

Corporate Spy

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 50 Loss.
Apply 6 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Sketchy Contractor
+
Leveraged

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Unicorn
+

Unicorn

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Gain 80 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Work/Life Balance
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Regulatory Capture
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
YEAR 8 $2,095 5W - 2S
Assets
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Hard Worker
++
Unionized

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 40.
Unionized
Unionized
+30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Security Guard
+
Pivoted

Security Guard

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 24 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Busy Receptionist
+++
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 120 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Nepo Baby
+

Nepo Baby

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
15s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Corporate Spy
+
Leveraged

Corporate Spy

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 50 Loss.
Apply 6 Scandal.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Sketchy Contractor
++
Leveraged

Sketchy Contractor

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 120 Loss.
Windfall 30%.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Unicorn
+

Unicorn

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Gain 80 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Work/Life Balance
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Regulatory Capture
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
YEAR 9 $2,425 6W - 2S
Assets
Unpaid Intern
++
Litigious

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 120.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Hard Worker
++
Unionized

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 40.
Unionized
Unionized
+30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Security Guard
+
Pivoted

Security Guard

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 24 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Busy Receptionist
+++
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 120 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Nepo Baby
+
Offshore

Nepo Baby

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
15s.
Profit 20.
Offshore
Offshore
At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Corporate Spy
+
Leveraged

Corporate Spy

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 50 Loss.
Apply 6 Scandal.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Sketchy Contractor
++
Leveraged

Sketchy Contractor

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 120 Loss.
Windfall 30%.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Unicorn
+

Unicorn

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Gain 80 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Work/Life Balance
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PLUS
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Regulatory Capture
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.