MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Baron, company founder
Founded by Baron

Vanguard Federation

6 Years in business
Filed September 14, 2026 at 04:42 UTC

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$905
Final Liquid Funding
$1,324
Fiscal Review Record
3 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▲ 60
Salesperson
Offshore
Offshore

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 28 Funding
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⇈ 2
Interest Check
Agile
Agile

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 4 Funding
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#2
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Debt.
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 17 Funding
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#3
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
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▲ 30
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 7 Funding
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▼ 10
Late Fee

Late Fee

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 9 Funding
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▼ 120 ▲ 120
Corporate Sponsors
✦ MVP ✦

Corporate Sponsors

PRO
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 120 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent asset Profits, Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 70 Funding
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▲ 40 ▼ 40
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 26 Funding
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▲ 10
Nepo Baby

Nepo Baby

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 6 Funding
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Corporate Policies

Lean Operations
PLUS
◆
#1

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets act 0.2s faster.
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◆ 100 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#2

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
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◆ 60 Funding
Old Money Rules
◆
#3

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆ 180 Funding
Regulatory Capture
◆
#4

Regulatory Capture

POLICY
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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◆ 75 Funding
Fortified
◆
#5

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆ 65 Funding
Open Door Policy
◆
#6

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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◆ 90 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#7

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
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◆ 30 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 6, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 6 • $905 VALUATION • 3 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $170 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $170 Valuation Yr 2 $450 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $450 Valuation Yr 3 $660 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $660 Valuation Yr 4 $725 Fiscal Year 4: 2 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $725 Valuation Yr 5 $805 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $805 Valuation Yr 6 $905 Fiscal Year 6: 3 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $905 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $170 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $450 1 1 Stable
Year 3 $660 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $725 2 2 1 Strike Left
Year 5 $805 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $905 3 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Vanguard Federation is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
0 Filings
Archived record

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Company DNA

Composition of the final board

6 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×4
    Human / 4 assets
    • Salesperson
    • Lobbyist
    • Unpaid Intern
    • Nepo Baby
  • Scheme ×3
    Scheme / 3 assets
    • Lobbyist
    • Late Fee
    • Corporate Sponsors
  • Animal ×2
    Animal / 2 assets
    • Rubber Duck
    • Loan Shark
  • Employee ×2
    Employee / 2 assets
    • Salesperson
    • Unpaid Intern
  • Service ×2
    Service / 2 assets
    • Rubber Duck
    • Loan Shark
  • Property ×1
    Property / 1 asset
    • Interest Check
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