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Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $355
- Final Liquid Funding
- $633
- Fiscal Review Record
- 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
✦ MVP ✦
Earnings Call
LARGE
SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Bankruptcy Lawyer
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 50 Moat.
▸
The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Focus Group
MEDIUM
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Refinance
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 6 Debt.
▸
Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Solar Farm
LARGE
PROPERTY
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 3 Revenue.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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#3
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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#5
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
#6
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $110 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $160 | 1 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 3 | $220 | 1 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 4 | $285 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $355 | 2 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of lowercase holdings is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
1W
/
2L
3 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
33.3%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
5 Filings
Years 1 through 5
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fire Sale
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 16 Loss.
▸
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Stock 2.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
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Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fire Sale
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 16 Loss.
▸
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Stock 2.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Corporate Mole
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
The rival loses -10 Valuation.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
Pink Elephant
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 60 Moat.
▸
Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Corporate Mole
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
The rival loses -10 Valuation.
All-Hands Call
MEDIUM
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss for each Tag among your assets.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Refinance
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 6 Debt.
▸
Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Company Handbook
MEDIUM
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 50 Moat.
▸
Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
SCRUM
MEDIUM
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Restock your assets 1.
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Refinance
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 6 Debt.
▸
Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 90.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Solar Farm
LARGE
PROPERTY
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 3 Revenue.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Earnings Call
LARGE
SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Bankruptcy Lawyer
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 50 Moat.
▸
The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Focus Group
MEDIUM
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Refinance
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 6 Debt.
▸
Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Solar Farm
LARGE
PROPERTY
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 3 Revenue.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Scheme ×2
Scheme / 2 assets- Earnings Call
- Refinance
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Service ×2
Service / 2 assets- Bankruptcy Lawyer
- Focus Group
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Human ×1
Human / 1 asset- Bankruptcy Lawyer
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Machine ×1
Machine / 1 asset- Solar Farm
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Property ×1
Property / 1 asset- Solar Farm
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