MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Pinnacle Equity Partners

Sergei, Move Fast & Break Laws · Final year 8 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 8 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 48 ⇈ 3
Robot Worker
Disruptive
Disruptive

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 48 Loss.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40 ▲ 10
Code Monkey
Leveraged
Leveraged

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 40 ▲ 10
Scapegoat

Scapegoat

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ The first time you would go under: Profit 10 and gain 100 Moat instead, and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
#4
Copywriter
✦ MVP ✦

Copywriter

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 11 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +4 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 96 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 120
Busy Receptionist
Disruptive
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 104 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 320 ◈ 320
Snail Mail
Unionized
Unionized

Snail Mail

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 320.
▸ Gain 320 Moat.
▸ Remove 16 Debt.
Buzzword
Unionized
Unionized
▸ +30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 120 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 15
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
#8
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 120
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Austerity Measures
PLUS
◆
#1

Austerity Measures

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Old Money Rules
◆
#2

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
PLUS
◆
#3

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +100 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Open Door Policy
PLUS
◆
#4

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#5

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Technical Debt
◆
#6

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Grassroots Growth
◆
#7

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Recurring Revenue
◆
#8

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 5W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

8 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 0W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Snail Mail
+

Snail Mail

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Gain 160 Moat.
▸ Remove 8 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $160 1W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Snail Mail
+

Snail Mail

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Gain 160 Moat.
▸ Remove 8 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
+
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
YEAR 3 $260 1W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
+
⚡
Disruptive

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
+
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Snail Mail
++

Snail Mail

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 320.
▸ Gain 320 Moat.
▸ Remove 16 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 120 Funding
Full Dossier →
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
YEAR 4 $335 2W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
++
⚡
Disruptive

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 48 Loss.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
+
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Snail Mail
++

Snail Mail

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 320.
▸ Gain 320 Moat.
▸ Remove 16 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 120 Funding
Full Dossier →
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Austerity Measures
+

Austerity Measures

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
+

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +100 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
YEAR 5 $435 3W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
++
⚡
Disruptive

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 48 Loss.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Copywriter
+

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
+
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Snail Mail
++

Snail Mail

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 320.
▸ Gain 320 Moat.
▸ Remove 16 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 120 Funding
Full Dossier →
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Austerity Measures
+

Austerity Measures

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
+

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +100 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
YEAR 6 $510 4W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
++
⚡
Disruptive

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 48 Loss.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scapegoat

Scapegoat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Remove 1 Scandal.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ The first time you would go under: Profit 10 and gain 50 Moat instead, and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Copywriter
+

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
+
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Snail Mail
++

Snail Mail

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 320.
▸ Gain 320 Moat.
▸ Remove 16 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 120 Funding
Full Dossier →
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Austerity Measures
+

Austerity Measures

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
+

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +100 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
YEAR 7 $585 5W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
++
⚡
Disruptive

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 48 Loss.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scapegoat
+

Scapegoat

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ The first time you would go under: Profit 10 and gain 100 Moat instead, and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
Copywriter
++

Copywriter

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 8 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +3 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 48 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
++
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 52 Funding
Full Dossier →
Snail Mail
++
⚡
Unionized

Snail Mail

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 320.
▸ Gain 320 Moat.
▸ Remove 16 Debt.
Buzzword
Unionized
Unionized
▸ +30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 120 Funding
Full Dossier →
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Austerity Measures
+

Austerity Measures

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
+

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +100 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Open Door Policy
+

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
YEAR 8 $660 5W - 2S
Assets
Robot Worker
++
⚡
Disruptive

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 48 Loss.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+
⚡
Leveraged

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scapegoat
+

Scapegoat

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ The first time you would go under: Profit 10 and gain 100 Moat instead, and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
Copywriter
+++

Copywriter

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 11 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +4 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 96 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
+++
⚡
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 104 Funding
Full Dossier →
Snail Mail
++
⚡
Unionized

Snail Mail

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 320.
▸ Gain 320 Moat.
▸ Remove 16 Debt.
Buzzword
Unionized
Unionized
▸ +30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 120 Funding
Full Dossier →
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Austerity Measures
+

Austerity Measures

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
+

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +100 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Open Door Policy
+

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding