MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Alluvial Group

Sergei, Move Fast & Break Laws · Final year 6 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 6 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▲ 80
Petty Cash
◈ ◈ ◈ ◈

Petty Cash

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 28 ▲ 20
Pitchman

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
⇈ 6 ◈ 80
Orbital Tax Haven
✦ MVP ✦

Orbital Tax Haven

PLUS
LARGE PROPERTY
9.0
SEC
▸ Remove 100% of your Debt.
▸ Gain 6 Revenue.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 160
Consultant
Leveraged
Leveraged

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
#6
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 24 ⇈ 2
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
#8
Headhunter

Headhunter

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Keywords
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Work/Life Balance
◆
#1

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#2

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Austerity Measures
◆
#3

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#4

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#5

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 3W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

6 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $130 0W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
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YEAR 2 $180 1W - 0S
Assets
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Expense Account

Expense Account

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
YEAR 3 $240 2W - 0S
Assets
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant
++

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Orbital Tax Haven
+

Orbital Tax Haven

PLUS
LARGE PROPERTY
9.0
SEC
▸ Remove 100% of your Debt.
▸ Gain 6 Revenue.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
YEAR 4 $305 3W - 0S
Assets
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Orbital Tax Haven
+

Orbital Tax Haven

PLUS
LARGE PROPERTY
9.0
SEC
▸ Remove 100% of your Debt.
▸ Gain 6 Revenue.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant
++

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Expense Account

Expense Account

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
YEAR 5 $425 3W - 1S
Assets
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Orbital Tax Haven
+

Orbital Tax Haven

PLUS
LARGE PROPERTY
9.0
SEC
▸ Remove 100% of your Debt.
▸ Gain 6 Revenue.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant
++
⚡
Leveraged

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Expense Account

Expense Account

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Scientist
⚡
Agile

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
YEAR 6 $525 3W - 2S
Assets
Petty Cash
+

Petty Cash

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Orbital Tax Haven
+

Orbital Tax Haven

PLUS
LARGE PROPERTY
9.0
SEC
▸ Remove 100% of your Debt.
▸ Gain 6 Revenue.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant
++
⚡
Leveraged

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Headhunter

Headhunter

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Keywords
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding