MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Sergei, Move Fast & Break Laws · Final year 10 · Domination

Building its quarterly record

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER2W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 10 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 80
A/B Test
Leveraged
Leveraged

A/B Test

ENTERPRISE
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +12 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
#1
Prompt Engineer
Disruptive
Disruptive

Prompt Engineer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 4s.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 20
A/B Test
Leveraged
✦ MVP ✦
Leveraged

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
#3
Server Monkey
Agile
Agile

Server Monkey

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 2s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
▼ 96 ⇈ 4
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

ENTERPRISE
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 96 Loss.
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▲ 80
Well-oiled Factory

Well-oiled Factory

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 20 ▲ 5
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
⇈ 4 ◈ 32
Website

Website

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Whenever an adjacent asset Profits, gain 32 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 80 ▲ 10
Scapegoat

Scapegoat

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Scandal.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ The first time you would go under: Profit 10 and gain 200 Moat instead, and Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Enacted corporate policies

Word of Mouth
◆
#1
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Move Fast
◆
#2
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Recurring Revenue
PLUS
◆
#3
POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
◆
#4
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Ship It
◆
#5
POLICY
▸ When you buy a Machine or an AI, gain 1 XP.
Externalities
PLUS
◆
#6
POLICY PLUS
▸ When Debt is applied to you, inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Training Run
PLUS
◆
#7
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your AI activates, Fast Track a random Machine 0.15s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Automated
PRO
◆
#8
POLICY PRO
▸ Your Machines act 12% faster.

Recent player encounters

WIN vs. Tessellate Tesselations Qualifying
WIN vs. Prank Callers (But It's Real) Qualifying
Score breakdown

Starting run record: 8W / 2L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

10 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 1W - 0S
Assets
Website

Website

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ Whenever an adjacent asset Profits, gain 8 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Well-oiled Factory

Well-oiled Factory

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $220 1W - 1S
Assets
Website

Website

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ Whenever an adjacent asset Profits, gain 8 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Well-oiled Factory

Well-oiled Factory

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
YEAR 3 $285 1W - 2S
Assets
Website
+

Website

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ Whenever an adjacent asset Profits, gain 16 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Well-oiled Factory
+

Well-oiled Factory

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 4 $355 2W - 2S
Assets
Website
+

Website

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ Whenever an adjacent asset Profits, gain 16 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Well-oiled Factory
+

Well-oiled Factory

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Pitchman
++

Pitchman

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 56 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Watchdog
++

Watchdog

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 75 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 7s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Scapegoat
+

Scapegoat

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ The first time you would go under: Profit 10 and gain 100 Moat instead, and Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
YEAR 5 $430 3W - 2S
Assets
Prompt Engineer
++

Prompt Engineer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 4s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
A/B Test
+

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Server Monkey
+
⚡
Agile

Server Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 1.5s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Well-oiled Factory
+

Well-oiled Factory

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Pitchman
++

Pitchman

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 56 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Watchdog
++

Watchdog

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 75 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 7s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈
◈
Policies
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Ship It
POLICY
▸ When you buy a Machine or an AI, gain 1 XP.
YEAR 6 $535 4W - 2S
Assets
Prompt Engineer
++
⚡
Disruptive

Prompt Engineer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 4s.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
A/B Test
+

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Server Monkey
+
⚡
Agile

Server Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 1.5s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Well-oiled Factory
+

Well-oiled Factory

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Pitchman
++

Pitchman

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 56 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Watchdog
++

Watchdog

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 75 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 7s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Scapegoat
++

Scapegoat

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Scandal.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ The first time you would go under: Profit 10 and gain 200 Moat instead, and Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◈
Policies
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Ship It
POLICY
▸ When you buy a Machine or an AI, gain 1 XP.
Externalities
POLICY
▸ When Debt is applied to you, inflict 10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
YEAR 7 $670 5W - 2S
Assets
Prompt Engineer
++
⚡
Disruptive

Prompt Engineer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 4s.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
A/B Test
+
⚡
Leveraged

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Server Monkey
++
⚡
Agile

Server Monkey

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 2s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Well-oiled Factory
+

Well-oiled Factory

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Website
+

Website

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ Whenever an adjacent asset Profits, gain 16 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Pitchman
++

Pitchman

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 56 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Watchdog
++

Watchdog

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 75 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 7s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Scapegoat
++

Scapegoat

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Scandal.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ The first time you would go under: Profit 10 and gain 200 Moat instead, and Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Policies
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Ship It
POLICY
▸ When you buy a Machine or an AI, gain 1 XP.
Externalities
POLICY
▸ When Debt is applied to you, inflict 10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Training Run
POLICY
▸ When one of your AI activates, Fast Track a random Machine 0.075s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Automated
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
YEAR 8 $820 6W - 2S
Assets
Prompt Engineer
++
⚡
Disruptive

Prompt Engineer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 4s.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
A/B Test
+
⚡
Leveraged

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Server Monkey
++
⚡
Agile

Server Monkey

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 2s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Robot Worker
+++

Robot Worker

ENTERPRISE
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 96 Loss.
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Well-oiled Factory
+

Well-oiled Factory

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Website
++

Website

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Whenever an adjacent asset Profits, gain 32 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Pitchman
++

Pitchman

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 56 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Scapegoat
++

Scapegoat

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Scandal.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ The first time you would go under: Profit 10 and gain 200 Moat instead, and Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Policies
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Ship It
POLICY
▸ When you buy a Machine or an AI, gain 1 XP.
Externalities
POLICY
▸ When Debt is applied to you, inflict 10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Training Run
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your AI activates, Fast Track a random Machine 0.15s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Automated
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
YEAR 9 $895 7W - 2S
Assets
Prompt Engineer
++
⚡
Disruptive

Prompt Engineer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 4s.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
A/B Test
+
⚡
Leveraged

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Server Monkey
++
⚡
Agile

Server Monkey

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 2s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Robot Worker
+++

Robot Worker

ENTERPRISE
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 96 Loss.
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Well-oiled Factory
+

Well-oiled Factory

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Website
++

Website

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Whenever an adjacent asset Profits, gain 32 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Pitchman
++

Pitchman

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 56 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Scapegoat
++

Scapegoat

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Scandal.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ The first time you would go under: Profit 10 and gain 200 Moat instead, and Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Policies
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Ship It
POLICY
▸ When you buy a Machine or an AI, gain 1 XP.
Externalities
POLICY
▸ When Debt is applied to you, inflict 10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Training Run
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your AI activates, Fast Track a random Machine 0.15s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Automated
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines act 6% faster.
YEAR 10 $975 8W - 2S
Assets
A/B Test
+++
⚡
Leveraged

A/B Test

ENTERPRISE
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +12 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Prompt Engineer
++
⚡
Disruptive

Prompt Engineer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 4s.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
A/B Test
+
⚡
Leveraged

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Server Monkey
++
⚡
Agile

Server Monkey

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 2s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Robot Worker
+++

Robot Worker

ENTERPRISE
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 96 Loss.
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Well-oiled Factory
+

Well-oiled Factory

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Website
++

Website

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Whenever an adjacent asset Profits, gain 32 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scapegoat
++

Scapegoat

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Scandal.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ The first time you would go under: Profit 10 and gain 200 Moat instead, and Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Policies
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Ship It
POLICY
▸ When you buy a Machine or an AI, gain 1 XP.
Externalities
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When Debt is applied to you, inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Training Run
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your AI activates, Fast Track a random Machine 0.15s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Automated
+
POLICY PRO
▸ Your Machines act 12% faster.