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BASIC
BASIC
Agile
BASIC
BASIC
PLUS
BASIC
PLUS
BASIC
ENTERPRISE
BASIC
5 Years Archived
The Side Hustle Group
Mom & Pop, No Exit Strategy · Final year 5 · Bankruptcy
Final board
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Agile
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Freelancer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
✦ MVP ✦
Temp Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 400.
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Inflict 400 Loss.
▸
Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
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Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Enacted corporate policies
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#1
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
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Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#3
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#5
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆
#7
POLICY
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Start each battle with no Debt.
▸
When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Recent player encounters
Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
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PLUS
BASIC
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
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Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
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While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Loyal Clerk
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your Humans act 3% faster.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
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PLUS
BASIC
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PLUS
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PRO
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Temp Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Inflict 200 Loss.
▸
Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your Humans act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
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PLUS
BASIC
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PLUS
BASIC
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PRO
BASIC
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Freelancer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Temp Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Inflict 200 Loss.
▸
Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your Humans act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with no Debt.
▸
When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
Agile
BASIC
BASIC
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PLUS
BASIC
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PLUS
BASIC
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ENTERPRISE
BASIC
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Agile
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Freelancer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Temp Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 400.
▸
Inflict 400 Loss.
▸
Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your Humans act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with no Debt.
▸
When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.