MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Sergei

QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Stratum Platforms

Sergei, Move Fast & Break Laws · Final year 5 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 5 PLACEMENT—

Final board

◈ 20
Animal Lover
Disruptive
Disruptive

Animal Lover

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▼ 20 ▲ 5
Code Monkey
Disruptive
Disruptive

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
▲ 20
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 80 ◈ 80
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▲ 30
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 3s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▼ 12 ⇈ 1
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
#6
Valuation Consultant
✦ MVP ✦

Valuation Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Remove 3 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▲ 200
Golden Goose
◈ ◈ ◈ ◈

Golden Goose

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 4.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
▲ 200
Golden Goose
◈ ◈ ◈

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
⇈ 1
Accountant

Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Enacted corporate policies

Technical Debt
PLUS
◆
#1
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets Profit 60 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Work/Life Balance
◆
#2
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#3
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
◆
#4
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Recurring Revenue
◆
#5
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Automated
◆
#6
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Grassroots Growth
◆
#7
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY SLOT
#8

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 2W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

5 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 0W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $160 1W - 0S
Assets
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸ Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Technical Debt
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
YEAR 3 $235 1W - 1S
Assets
Animal Lover
⚡
Disruptive

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸ Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Valuation Consultant
+

Valuation Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Remove 3 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Golden Goose
+

Golden Goose

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 4.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◈
◈
Policies
Technical Debt
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets Profit 60 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 4 $458 2W - 1S
Assets
Animal Lover
+
⚡
Disruptive

Animal Lover

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Code Monkey
⚡
Disruptive

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Executive Assistant
+

Executive Assistant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 3s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Valuation Consultant
+

Valuation Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Remove 3 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Golden Goose
+

Golden Goose

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 4.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Accountant

Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Policies
Technical Debt
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets Profit 60 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
YEAR 5 $646 2W - 2S
Assets
Animal Lover
+
⚡
Disruptive

Animal Lover

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Code Monkey
⚡
Disruptive

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Executive Assistant
+

Executive Assistant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 3s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Valuation Consultant
+

Valuation Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Remove 3 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Golden Goose
+

Golden Goose

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 4.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Accountant

Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Policies
Technical Debt
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets Profit 60 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Automated
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Grassroots Growth
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.