MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Manupulations

Mom & Pop, No Exit Strategy · Final year 7 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 7 PLACEMENT—

Final board

#0
Kanban

Kanban

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 30 ▲ 20
Pop
Disruptive
Disruptive

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 500
Mom

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 75 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20
Freelancer
Litigious
Litigious

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 30 ◈ 10
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
#6
Copywriter

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 80
Lunch 'n Learn
✦ MVP ✦

Lunch 'n Learn

PRO
MEDIUM BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ A random Employee of yours gains +80 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 60
Daily Standup

Daily Standup

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Slow your Employees by 1s.
▸ Inflict 60 Loss for each Employee you control.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Twenty-Three Years
◆
#1

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Passive Income
PLUS
◆
#2

Passive Income

POLICY PLUS
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 6 Funding
Open Door Policy
PLUS
◆
#3

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Living Wage
◆
#4

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#5

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
Work/Life Balance
◆
#6

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#7

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Hustle Culture
◆
#8

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 4W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

7 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $95 1W - 0S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Terrible Boss

Terrible Boss

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Overwork your Burned Out Employees 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Rage Quit

Rage Quit

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ When this Burns Out, Liquidate it and inflict 200 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $145 2W - 0S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Terrible Boss

Terrible Boss

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Overwork your Burned Out Employees 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Rage Quit

Rage Quit

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ When this Burns Out, Liquidate it and inflict 200 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Passive Income

Passive Income

POLICY
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 3 Funding
YEAR 3 $205 2W - 1S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer
⚡
Litigious

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Coffee Machine
+

Coffee Machine

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loose Cannon

Loose Cannon

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 27 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Passive Income

Passive Income

POLICY
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 3 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
YEAR 4 $270 2W - 2S
Assets
Kanban
+

Kanban

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer
⚡
Litigious

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loose Cannon

Loose Cannon

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 27 Funding
Full Dossier →
Rage Quit

Rage Quit

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ When this Burns Out, Liquidate it and inflict 200 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Passive Income

Passive Income

POLICY
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 3 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
YEAR 5 $475 3W - 2S
Assets
Kanban
+

Kanban

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer
⚡
Litigious

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Nap Pod

Nap Pod

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Lunch 'n Learn
++

Lunch 'n Learn

PRO
MEDIUM BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ A random Employee of yours gains +80 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Passive Income

Passive Income

POLICY
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 3 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
YEAR 6 $588 4W - 2S
Assets
Kanban
+

Kanban

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pop
⚡
Disruptive

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 75 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer
⚡
Litigious

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Middle Manager
+

Middle Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Copywriter
+

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Lunch 'n Learn
++

Lunch 'n Learn

PRO
MEDIUM BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ A random Employee of yours gains +80 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
Policies
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Passive Income

Passive Income

POLICY
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 3 Funding
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
YEAR 7 $588 4W - 3S
Assets
Kanban
+

Kanban

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pop
⚡
Disruptive

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 75 Funding
Full Dossier →
Freelancer
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Litigious

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
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Middle Manager
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Middle Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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Copywriter
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Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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Lunch 'n Learn
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Lunch 'n Learn

PRO
MEDIUM BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ A random Employee of yours gains +80 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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Daily Standup
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Daily Standup

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Slow your Employees by 1s.
▸ Inflict 60 Loss for each Employee you control.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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Policies
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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Passive Income
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Passive Income

POLICY PLUS
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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Open Door Policy
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Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
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Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
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Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
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◆ 50 Funding
Hustle Culture

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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◆ 37 Funding