MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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K Street
Asset Market 🏷️ +5% PREMIUM 📦 3 Stock Slots Exclusive to Baron YEAR 3–8

K Street

“Marble lobby, brass nameplates, no company name on any of them. Everyone here bills by the hour and votes by the quarter.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.k_street

Buy lobbyists and Scandal assets

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS +5% Surcharge
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 75
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (16 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
0.0% (0 / 0 offers)

No foot traffic recorded yet for this game version.

SALES PER VISIT
0.0 cards / stop

Average volume acquired per founder visit once routed to this vendor.

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
0 items ($0 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on K Street's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 13 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 2 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 1 Large (3-Slot)
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1-SLOT
Union Buster

Union Buster

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Slow a rival Employee 1s.
Keywords
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Union Buster

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Slow a rival Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 66.7% (8/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Marketing Strategist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 15 Moat. When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 32.7% (16/49)
Win Rate 20.0% (2W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 25
1-SLOT
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Corporate Spy

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 25 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.

Pick Rate 31.8% (7/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Copywriter

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Apply 4 Scandal. Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 27.9% (19/68)
Win Rate 17.6% (3W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Debt.
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Lobbyist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Apply 3 Debt. Apply 4 Scandal.

Pick Rate 26.7% (4/15)
Win Rate 18.2% (2W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Tax Loophole

Tax Loophole

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Remove 5 Debt.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Tax Loophole

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Remove 5 Debt. Gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 20.0% (2/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Bribe

Bribe

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Bribe

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 30 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.

Pick Rate 16.7% (2/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Paid Reporter

Paid Reporter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Paid Reporter

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Apply 5 Scandal.

Pick Rate 14.8% (4/27)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Propaganda

Propaganda

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Propaganda

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Apply 6 Scandal.

Pick Rate 14.3% (2/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
3-SLOT
Insider Trading

Insider Trading

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When a rival asset Profits, Profit 45 and apply 2 Scandal to both companies.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →

Insider Trading

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$26 Funding List: $25
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 30. When a rival asset Profits, Profit 45 and apply 2 Scandal to both companies.

Pick Rate 9.1% (1/11)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30
2-SLOT
PR Firm

PR Firm

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Remove 50% of your Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

PR Firm

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 30 Moat. Remove 50% of your Scandal.

Pick Rate 8.3% (1/12)
Win Rate 50.0% (1W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 8
1-SLOT
Paid Lobbyist

Paid Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Scandal to the rival.
▸ Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 8.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Paid Lobbyist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Apply 3 Scandal to the rival. Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 8.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 60
1-SLOT
Stealth Mode

Stealth Mode

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 30 Funding
Full Dossier →

Stealth Mode

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$63 Funding List: $60
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 60 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 1.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
1-SLOT
Blameless Post-Mortem

Blameless Post-Mortem

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets is Audited, Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 30 Funding
Full Dossier →

Blameless Post-Mortem

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$63 Funding List: $60
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 40 Moat. Remove 2 Scandal. When one of your assets is Audited, Fast Track this 2s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Doorman

Doorman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Doorman

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 20 Moat. Remove 2 Scandal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Whistleblower

Whistleblower

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all Employees 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Whistleblower

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 40 Loss. Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here