MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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The Accountants
Asset Market 🏷️ LIST PRICE 📦 3 Stock Slots 🛒 1.0 Sales / Visit Exclusive to Baron YEAR 5–99

The Accountants

“Nothing here is illegal. Several things here are load-bearing.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.accountants_office

Buy financial assets

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS Standard List Price
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 85
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (47 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Compound Interest (2 sold) Collections Agent (2 sold) Expense Account (2 sold) Debt Ceiling (1 sold) Mass Layoffs (1 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
33.3% (12 / 36 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
1.0 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 1.0 cards per stop (33% shelf clearance of 3 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
12 items ($193 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$14 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$18 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$10 NEW UNIT 8 days ago
$14 NEW UNIT 9 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 9 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 9 days ago
$25 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$16 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$14 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$30 NEW UNIT 10 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Accountants's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

29 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 12 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 6 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
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▲ 10
1-SLOT
Alumni Network

Alumni Network

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
Profit 10.
When you sell an Employee, this permanently gains +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Alumni Network

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$40 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 10. When you sell an Employee, this permanently gains +10 Profit.

Pick Rate 66.7% (2/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

The Bookkeeper

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.

Pick Rate 50.0% (12/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
Shell Company

Shell Company

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Shell Company

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$20 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 40 Moat. If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.

Pick Rate 40.0% (2/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 50 ▲ 400
3-SLOT
Bailout

Bailout

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
The first time you would go under, Profit 400 instead.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Bailout

Unicorn ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 50 Moat. The first time you would go under, Profit 400 instead.

Pick Rate 40.0% (2/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
2-SLOT
Debt Ceiling

Debt Ceiling

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Remove 3 Debt.
Gain 20 Moat.
Whenever you gain Debt, gain 25 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Debt Ceiling

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Remove 3 Debt. Gain 20 Moat. Whenever you gain Debt, gain 25 Moat.

Pick Rate 36.4% (4/11)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 300
2-SLOT
Margin Call

Margin Call

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Apply 2 Debt.
Inflict Loss equal to 300% of the rival's Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Margin Call

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 2 Debt. Inflict Loss equal to 300% of the rival's Debt.

Pick Rate 33.3% (5/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 400
1-SLOT
Collections Agent

Collections Agent

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Collections Agent

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.

Pick Rate 31.6% (24/76)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Public Record

Public Record

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Gain 8 Moat.
Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Public Record

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.

Pick Rate 30.0% (3/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Vulture Capitalist

Vulture Capitalist

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Apply 1 Debt.
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Vulture Capitalist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. Apply 1 Debt. When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.

Pick Rate 27.7% (18/65)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 80
1-SLOT
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
Profit 80.
Remove 4 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Snail Mail

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 80. Remove 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 27.6% (40/145)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 120
3-SLOT
Mass Layoffs

Mass Layoffs

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Profit 120.
Gain 4 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Mass Layoffs

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$25 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 120. Gain 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 27.3% (3/11)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 400
1-SLOT
Dividends

Dividends

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 400% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Dividends

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 400% of your Revenue.

Pick Rate 26.3% (5/19)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 25
1-SLOT
Black Swan

Black Swan

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Inflict 25 Loss.
Windfall 10%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Black Swan

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 25 Loss. Windfall 10%.

Pick Rate 26.3% (10/38)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10 ◈ 10
1-SLOT
Waste Not

Waste Not

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 10.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Waste Not

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 10. Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.0% (7/28)
Win Rate 50.0% (4W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 45
1-SLOT
Compound Interest

Compound Interest

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Profit 45.
Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Compound Interest

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 45. Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 25.0% (3/12)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 200
3-SLOT
Tax Fraud

Tax Fraud

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Profit 200.
Gain 5 Scandal and 5 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Tax Fraud

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 200. Gain 5 Scandal and 5 Debt.

Pick Rate 25.0% (2/8)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 25
1-SLOT
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Watchdog

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 25 Moat. Audit a rival Scheme 5s.

Pick Rate 24.8% (27/109)
Win Rate 3.8% (1W/25L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
1-SLOT
Offshore Account

Offshore Account

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Offshore Account

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 40. Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 22.7% (5/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Accountant

Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
Gain 1 Revenue.
Remove 4 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Accountant

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 1 Revenue. Remove 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 20.3% (14/69)
Win Rate 9.1% (1W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Tax Loophole

Tax Loophole

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Remove 5 Debt.
Gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Tax Loophole

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Remove 5 Debt. Gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 20.0% (2/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Net 90

Net 90

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Apply 1 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Net 90

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 19.7% (15/76)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Refinance

Refinance

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Remove 4 Debt.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Refinance

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Remove 4 Debt. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 19.7% (12/61)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20 ▼ 20
1-SLOT
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Loan Shark

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 20. Inflict 20 Loss. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 19.6% (9/46)
Win Rate 11.5% (3W/23L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
2-SLOT
Expense Account

Expense Account

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Expense Account

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 40. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.

Pick Rate 17.2% (11/64)
Win Rate 18.2% (2W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Rainy Day

Rainy Day

BASIC
SMALL
12.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: gain 60 Moat and Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

Rainy Day

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: gain 60 Moat and Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.

Pick Rate 16.7% (2/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 50 ▲ 70
1-SLOT
Bankruptcy Lawyer

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Bankruptcy Lawyer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 50 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.

Pick Rate 14.3% (5/35)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
3-SLOT
Tax Evasion

Tax Evasion

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Gain 2 Scandal.
Your assets Profit +15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Tax Evasion

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$25 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 2 Scandal. Your assets Profit +15.

Pick Rate 11.8% (2/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Late Fee

Late Fee

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 50 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Late Fee

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss. Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 50 Loss.

Pick Rate 5.7% (3/53)
Win Rate 22.2% (2W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 90 ▼ 90
2-SLOT
Private Equity

Private Equity

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Liquidate the asset to your right.
Profit 90.
Inflict 90 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Private Equity

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Liquidate the asset to your right. Profit 90. Inflict 90 Loss.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/4)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
2-SLOT
Honest Books

Honest Books

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
Your assets cannot be Audited.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Honest Books

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. Your assets cannot be Audited.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Rent Is Due

Rent Is Due

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Profit 20 for each Property you own.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Rent Is Due

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 20 for each Property you own.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 8
1-SLOT
Paid Lobbyist

Paid Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Apply 3 Scandal to the rival.
Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 8.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Paid Lobbyist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 3 Scandal to the rival. Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 8.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30
3-SLOT
Golden Highrise

Golden Highrise

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Golden Highrise

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 30 Moat. This permanently gains +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
3-SLOT
Vacant Lot

Vacant Lot

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
PASSIVE
When you sell this, gain 30 Funding.

Vacant Lot

Common ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$60 Funding
LIST PRICE

When you sell this, gain 30 Funding.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30 ◈ 40
1-SLOT
Key Person Insurance

Key Person Insurance

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
9.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
When one of your Employees is Liquidated, permanently gain 8 Funding and 40 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Key Person Insurance

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 30 Loss. When one of your Employees is Liquidated, permanently gain 8 Funding and 40 Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50 ▼ 40
2-SLOT
Miracle Analyzer

Miracle Analyzer

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 50.
Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal.
When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Miracle Analyzer

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 50. Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal. When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Community EBITDA

Community EBITDA

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Gain 30 Valuation.
Profit 15.
Gain 2 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Community EBITDA

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 30 Valuation. Profit 15. Gain 2 Debt.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Tech Debt

Tech Debt

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent assets 1s.
Gain 1 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Tech Debt

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$60 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track adjacent assets 1s. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Vaporware

Vaporware

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Gain 1 Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Vaporware

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$50 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 30 Loss. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30 ▼ 30
2-SLOT
Overtime Pay

Overtime Pay

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Overtime Pay

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 30 Moat. Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, inflict 30 Loss.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Poison Pill

Poison Pill

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Fast Track the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Whenever a rival asset Burns Out, inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Poison Pill

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track the rival's fastest asset 3s. Whenever a rival asset Burns Out, inflict 40 Loss.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Fire Marshal

Fire Marshal

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss for every Burned Out asset on the field.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Fire Marshal

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss for every Burned Out asset on the field.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Severance Package

Severance Package

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When one of your Employees is Liquidated, permanently gain 5 Funding.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Severance Package

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. When one of your Employees is Liquidated, permanently gain 5 Funding.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Early Retirement

Early Retirement

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
9.0
SEC
Liquidate the Employee to your right.
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Early Retirement

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Liquidate the Employee to your right. Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 8
1-SLOT
Company Store

Company Store

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
Profit 8 for each of your Employees.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Company Store

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 8 for each of your Employees. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
2-SLOT
Hostile Takeover

Hostile Takeover

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss, plus Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Hostile Takeover

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss, plus Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
2-SLOT
Licensing Deal

Licensing Deal

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Profit 10, plus Profit equal to 60% of your Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Licensing Deal

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 10, plus Profit equal to 60% of your Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here