Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $505
- Final Liquid Funding
- $1,094
- Fiscal Review Record
- 3 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Crunch Time
MEDIUM
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your Employees 3s.
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Move Fast
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Machine to your right 4.5s.
▸
Profit 60.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Patented
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Buzzword
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fliers
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
✦ MVP ✦
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 40 Loss and gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#3
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆
#6
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆
#7
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 6, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $120 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $170 | 2 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $230 | 2 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 4 | $285 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $355 | 3 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 6 | $505 | 3 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Couch Surf Holdings is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
1W
/
1L
2 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
50.0%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
6 Filings
Years 1 through 6
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Assets
+
Patented
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
⚡
Patented
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fliers
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Assets
+
Patented
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Patented
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fliers
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Move Fast
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Machine to your right 3s.
▸
Profit 30.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Assets
+
Patented
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
⚡
Patented
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fliers
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Move Fast
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Machine to your right 4.5s.
▸
Profit 60.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◈
◈
Policies
+
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
Patented
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Crunch Time
MEDIUM
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your Employees 3s.
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Move Fast
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Machine to your right 4.5s.
▸
Profit 60.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
⚡
Patented
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fliers
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Policies
+
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
Patented
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
++
PRO
+
PLUS
Crunch Time
MEDIUM
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your Employees 3s.
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Move Fast
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Machine to your right 4.5s.
▸
Profit 60.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
⚡
Patented
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fliers
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 40 Loss and gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Policies
+
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
-
Employee ×6
Employee / 6 assets- Robot Worker
- Graphic Designer
- Consultant
- Unpaid Intern
- Middle Manager
- Code Monkey
-
Human ×4
Human / 4 assets- Graphic Designer
- Consultant
- Unpaid Intern
- Middle Manager
-
Scheme ×3
Scheme / 3 assets- Crunch Time
- Move Fast
- Fliers
-
Animal ×1
Animal / 1 asset- Code Monkey
-
Machine ×1
Machine / 1 asset- Robot Worker
-
Service ×1
Service / 1 asset- Consultant
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