Agile
▸
10% faster.
Bankruptcy Filed
Couch Surf Holdings
Founder: Baron •
Closed: Fiscal Year 7 •
Build: 1.0.0
• CONTENT 30DEE960
• Filed: September 10, 2026 at 23:56 UTC
Final Valuation
$5,945
Final Liquid Funding
$550
Fiscal Review Record
4 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Executive Lineup (Board)
Earnings Call
LARGE
SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
✦ MVP ✦
Agile
Oil Well
LARGE
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +80 Valuation.
▸
Profit 60.
Buzzword
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loyalty Program
SMALL
SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
At the start of the battle, gain 80% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Insider Trading
LARGE
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
When a rival asset Profits, Profit 45 and apply 2 Scandal to both companies.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Enacted Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 65.
▸
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
#5
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Market Share 11%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆
#6
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆
#7
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your assets grant 35% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#8
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 7, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $160 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $230 | 2 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $660 | 2 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 4 | $1,645 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $2,835 | 3 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 6 | $3,950 | 4 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 7 | $5,945 | 4 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Couch Surf Holdings is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
4W
/
2L
6 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
66.7%
4 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
7 Filings
Years 1 through 7
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Freelancer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Corporate Spy
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 25 Loss.
▸
Apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Shaved Yak
SMALL
ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸
Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸
Profit 50.
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Freelancer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Corporate Spy
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 25 Loss.
▸
Apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Shaved Yak
SMALL
ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸
Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸
Profit 50.
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Loyalty Program
SMALL
SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
At the start of the battle, gain 80% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Payday Loan
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 45.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Freelancer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Payday Loan
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 45.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Old Money
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 5 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Oil Well
LARGE
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Busy Receptionist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Propaganda
MEDIUM
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Apply 6 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Oil Well
LARGE
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Advisor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Private Equity
MEDIUM
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Liquidate the asset to your right.
▸
Profit 90.
▸
Inflict 90 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Policies
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
BASIC
+
Agile
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Earnings Call
LARGE
SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⚡
Agile
Oil Well
LARGE
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +80 Valuation.
▸
Profit 60.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loyalty Program
SMALL
SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
At the start of the battle, gain 80% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Insider Trading
LARGE
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
When a rival asset Profits, Profit 45 and apply 2 Scandal to both companies.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
BASIC
+
Agile
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Earnings Call
LARGE
SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⚡
Agile
Oil Well
LARGE
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +80 Valuation.
▸
Profit 60.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loyalty Program
SMALL
SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
At the start of the battle, gain 80% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Insider Trading
LARGE
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
When a rival asset Profits, Profit 45 and apply 2 Scandal to both companies.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
BASIC
+
Agile
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Earnings Call
LARGE
SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⚡
Agile
Oil Well
LARGE
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +80 Valuation.
▸
Profit 60.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loyalty Program
SMALL
SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
At the start of the battle, gain 80% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Insider Trading
LARGE
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
When a rival asset Profits, Profit 45 and apply 2 Scandal to both companies.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
+
+
+
+
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 65.
▸
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your assets act 400 faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Market Share 11%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your assets grant 35% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.