MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Mom & Pop, company founder
Founded by Mom & Pop

Colossus Dynamics

7 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$920
Final Liquid Funding
$1,384
Fiscal Review Record
4 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

◈ 50
Watchdog
Disruptive
Disruptive

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈ 20 ▼ 50
Neighborhood Watch
Lean
Lean

Neighborhood Watch

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 50 Loss.
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▲ 30
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 240 ▲ 160
Pop
Synergized
✦ MVP ✦
Synergized

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 240 Loss.
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 250
Mom
Disruptive
Disruptive

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈ 40
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▼ 20
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
#8
Headhunter
Agile
Agile

Headhunter

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Corporate Policies

Living Wage
◆
#1
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Shop Local
◆
#2
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
◆
#3
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#4
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Recurring Revenue
◆
#5
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
◆
#6
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#7
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
◆
#8
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 7, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 7 • $920 VALUATION • 4 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $175 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $175 Valuation Yr 2 $320 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $320 Valuation Yr 3 $430 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $430 Valuation Yr 4 $525 Fiscal Year 4: 2 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $525 Valuation Yr 5 $640 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $640 Valuation Yr 6 $845 Fiscal Year 6: 4 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $845 Valuation Yr 7 $920 Fiscal Year 7: 4 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $920 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $175 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $320 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $430 2 1 Setback
Year 4 $525 2 2 1 Strike Left
Year 5 $640 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $845 4 2 1 Strike Left
Year 7 $920 4 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Colossus Dynamics is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
6W / 0L
6 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
100.0%
6 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
7 Filings
Years 1 through 7

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

7 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $145 0W - 0S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $280 1W - 0S
Assets
Pop
⚡
Synergized

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
⚡
Disruptive

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Neighborhood Watch
+

Neighborhood Watch

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 50 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
YEAR 3 $420 2W - 0S
Assets
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Pop
+
⚡
Synergized

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
⚡
Disruptive

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Neighborhood Watch
+

Neighborhood Watch

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 50 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈
◈
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 4 $505 2W - 1S
Assets
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Pop
+
⚡
Synergized

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
⚡
Disruptive

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Neighborhood Watch
+
⚡
Lean

Neighborhood Watch

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 50 Loss.
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
YEAR 5 $640 2W - 2S
Assets
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Neighborhood Watch
+
⚡
Lean

Neighborhood Watch

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 50 Loss.
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
++
⚡
Synergized

Pop

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 120 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 120.
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
⚡
Disruptive

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Collections Agent
+

Collections Agent

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
YEAR 6 $770 3W - 2S
Assets
Watchdog
+
⚡
Disruptive

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Neighborhood Watch
+
⚡
Lean

Neighborhood Watch

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 50 Loss.
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
++
⚡
Synergized

Pop

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 120 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 120.
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
⚡
Disruptive

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Headhunter

Headhunter

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
YEAR 7 $845 4W - 2S
Assets
Watchdog
+
⚡
Disruptive

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Neighborhood Watch
+
⚡
Lean

Neighborhood Watch

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 50 Loss.
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+++
⚡
Synergized

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 240 Loss.
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
⚡
Disruptive

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Headhunter
⚡
Agile

Headhunter

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

4 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×7
    Human / 7 assets
    • Neighborhood Watch
    • Advisor
    • Pop
    • Mom
    • Graphic Designer
    • Freelancer
    • Headhunter
  • Employee ×4
    Employee / 4 assets
    • Advisor
    • Pop
    • Mom
    • Graphic Designer
  • Service ×3
    Service / 3 assets
    • Watchdog
    • Neighborhood Watch
    • Headhunter
  • Animal ×1
    Animal / 1 asset
    • Watchdog
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