Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $385
- Final Liquid Funding
- $1,041
- Fiscal Review Record
- 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Lean
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Blockchain-Enabled
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
▸
Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Unionized
Neural Network
MEDIUM
AI
11.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.
Buzzword
Unionized
▸
At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Disruptive
Payday Loan
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burn Rate
SMALL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Take 10 Loss.
▸
Overwork your Machines 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Net 90
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 2 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
✦ MVP ✦
Performance Review
MEDIUM
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
A random Employee of yours permanently gains +20 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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#2
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆
#5
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#6
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $120 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $170 | 2 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $250 | 2 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 4 | $305 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $385 | 2 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Pitch Deck In A Trenchcoat is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
0W
/
6L
6 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
0.0%
0 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
5 Filings
Years 1 through 5
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
Blockchain-Enabled
BASIC
BASIC
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
▸
Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Neural Network
MEDIUM
AI
11.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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Assets
Lean
BASIC
Blockchain-Enabled
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Lean
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
▸
Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Neural Network
MEDIUM
AI
11.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Payday Loan
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
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◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Assets
Lean
BASIC
Blockchain-Enabled
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
⚡
Lean
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
▸
Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Neural Network
MEDIUM
AI
11.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Payday Loan
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burn Rate
SMALL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Take 10 Loss.
▸
Overwork your Machines 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Net 90
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 2 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈
◈
Policies
+
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
Assets
Lean
BASIC
+
Blockchain-Enabled
PLUS
BASIC
Disruptive
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
⚡
Lean
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
▸
Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Neural Network
MEDIUM
AI
11.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⚡
Disruptive
Payday Loan
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burn Rate
SMALL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Take 10 Loss.
▸
Overwork your Machines 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Net 90
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 2 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈
◈
Policies
+
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
Lean
BASIC
+
Blockchain-Enabled
PLUS
Unionized
BASIC
Disruptive
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
⚡
Lean
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
▸
Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
⚡
Unionized
Neural Network
MEDIUM
AI
11.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.
Buzzword
Unionized
▸
At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⚡
Disruptive
Payday Loan
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burn Rate
SMALL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Take 10 Loss.
▸
Overwork your Machines 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Net 90
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 2 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Performance Review
MEDIUM
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
A random Employee of yours permanently gains +20 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Policies
+
+
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Employee ×3
Employee / 3 assets- Robot Worker
- Code Monkey
- Salesperson
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Scheme ×3
Scheme / 3 assets- Burn Rate
- Net 90
- Performance Review
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Human ×2
Human / 2 assets- Payday Loan
- Salesperson
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AI ×1
AI / 1 asset- Neural Network
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Animal ×1
Animal / 1 asset- Code Monkey
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Machine ×1
Machine / 1 asset- Robot Worker
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Service ×1
Service / 1 asset- Payday Loan
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