MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Pitch Deck In A Trenchcoat

Sergei, Move Fast & Break Laws · Final year 5 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 5 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 12 ⇈ 1
Robot Worker
Lean
Lean

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40 ▲ 10
Code Monkey
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 30
Neural Network
Unionized
Unionized

Neural Network

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
11.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.
Buzzword
Unionized
Unionized
▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 60
Payday Loan
Disruptive
Disruptive

Payday Loan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 30
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 10
Burn Rate

Burn Rate

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Take 10 Loss.
▸ Overwork your Machines 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
#7
Net 90

Net 90

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20
Performance Review
✦ MVP ✦

Performance Review

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ A random Employee of yours permanently gains +20 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Technical Debt
◆
#1

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Move Fast
PLUS
◆
#2

Move Fast

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 150 Funding
Automated
◆
#3

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#4

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Recurring Revenue
◆
#5

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Open Door Policy
PLUS
◆
#6

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 2W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

5 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $120 0W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Neural Network

Neural Network

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
11.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $170 1W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker
⚡
Lean

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Neural Network

Neural Network

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
11.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Payday Loan

Payday Loan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
YEAR 3 $250 2W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker
⚡
Lean

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Neural Network

Neural Network

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
11.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Payday Loan

Payday Loan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Burn Rate

Burn Rate

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Take 10 Loss.
▸ Overwork your Machines 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
Net 90
+

Net 90

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 150 Funding
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
YEAR 4 $240 2W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
⚡
Lean

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Neural Network

Neural Network

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
11.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Payday Loan
⚡
Disruptive

Payday Loan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Burn Rate

Burn Rate

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Take 10 Loss.
▸ Overwork your Machines 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
Net 90
+

Net 90

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 150 Funding
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
YEAR 5 $315 2W - 2S
Assets
Robot Worker
⚡
Lean

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Neural Network
⚡
Unionized

Neural Network

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
11.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.
Buzzword
Unionized
Unionized
▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Payday Loan
⚡
Disruptive

Payday Loan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Burn Rate

Burn Rate

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Take 10 Loss.
▸ Overwork your Machines 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
Net 90
+

Net 90

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Performance Review
+

Performance Review

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ A random Employee of yours permanently gains +20 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 150 Funding
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Open Door Policy
+

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding