MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Arbitrage Strategies

Sergei, Move Fast & Break Laws · Final year 4 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 4 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 50
Black Swan

Black Swan

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
#1
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 12 ⇈ 1
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20 ▲ 5
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 80
Paper Tiger
◈ ◈
Pivoted
Pivoted

Paper Tiger

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Stock 2.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 10
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 100
Fat Cat

Fat Cat

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 80
Unicorn
✦ MVP ✦

Unicorn

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Work/Life Balance
◆
#1

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Automated
◆
#2

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Recurring Revenue
◆
#3

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Quality Assurance
◆
#4

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Technical Debt
◆
#5

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 1W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $210 0W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unicorn
+

Unicorn

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
YEAR 2 $260 0W - 1S
Assets
Black Swan

Black Swan

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Windfall 10%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paper Tiger
+

Paper Tiger

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Stock 2.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
YEAR 3 $320 0W - 2S
Assets
Black Swan

Black Swan

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Windfall 10%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paper Tiger
+
⚡
Pivoted

Paper Tiger

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Stock 2.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Fat Cat

Fat Cat

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
YEAR 4 $385 1W - 2S
Assets
Black Swan
+

Black Swan

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paper Tiger
+
⚡
Pivoted

Paper Tiger

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Stock 2.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Fat Cat

Fat Cat

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unicorn
+

Unicorn

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Quality Assurance

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding