MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Juggernaut Ventures

Sergei, Move Fast & Break Laws · Final year 7 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 7 PLACEMENT—

Final board

⇈ 3
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 24 ⇈ 2
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 120
Neural Network

Neural Network

PRO
MEDIUM AI
11.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 120 Loss.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 52 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20
A/B Test
✦ MVP ✦

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40
Robot Uprising
Agile
Agile

Robot Uprising

PLUS
LARGE MACHINE
13.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Fast Track your Machines 3s.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Automated
PLUS
◆
#1

Automated

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines act 6% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Recurring Revenue
◆
#2

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Underdog
◆
#3

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Move Fast
◆
#4

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Austerity Measures
◆
#5

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#6

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#7

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#8

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 4W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

7 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $130 0W - 0S
Assets
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
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YEAR 2 $225 0W - 1S
Assets
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
⚡
Disruptive

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →
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Policies
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
YEAR 3 $285 1W - 1S
Assets
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →
Neural Network

Neural Network

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
11.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
⚡
Disruptive

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸ Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
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Policies
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
YEAR 4 $350 2W - 1S
Assets
◈
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
⚡
Disruptive

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸ Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
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Policies
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
YEAR 5 $440 2W - 2S
Assets
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸ Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
+

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Uprising

Robot Uprising

BASIC
LARGE MACHINE
13.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Fast Track your Machines 2s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Automated
+

Automated

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines act 6% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
YEAR 6 $515 3W - 2S
Assets
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Neural Network
+

Neural Network

PLUS
MEDIUM AI
11.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
+

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Uprising
+

Robot Uprising

PLUS
LARGE MACHINE
13.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Fast Track your Machines 3s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Automated
+

Automated

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines act 6% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
YEAR 7 $615 4W - 2S
Assets
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Neural Network
++

Neural Network

PRO
MEDIUM AI
11.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 120 Loss.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 52 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
+

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Uprising
+
⚡
Agile

Robot Uprising

PLUS
LARGE MACHINE
13.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Fast Track your Machines 3s.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Automated
+

Automated

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines act 6% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding