MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
← Market leaderboard
Baron

QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Garage Rocketry

Baron, Old Money · Final year 8 · Domination

Awaiting challengers

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 8 PLACEMENT—

Final board

◈ 40
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈ 30
PR Firm

PR Firm

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Remove 50% of your Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#4
Hot Desk
Disruptive
Disruptive

Hot Desk

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
▸ Move this asset one slot right.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⇈ 4
Interest Check

Interest Check

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◈ 60
Marketing Strategist
✦ MVP ✦

Marketing Strategist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#7
Paid Reporter

Paid Reporter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 7 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈ 20
Tax Loophole
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled

Tax Loophole

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Remove 6 Debt.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈ 30 ▲ 15
Solo Maintainer

Solo Maintainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Enacted corporate policies

Fortified
◆
#1
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hostile Takeover
◆
#2
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Regulatory Capture
◆
#3
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Move Fast
◆
#4
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Too Big to Fail
◆
#5
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
◆
#6
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Open Door Policy
◆
#7
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY SLOT
#8

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 8W / 0L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

8 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $190 1W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $240 2W - 0S
Assets
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Hot Desk

Hot Desk

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
▸ Move this asset one slot right.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Interest Check
+

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 3 $300 3W - 0S
Assets
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Hot Desk
⚡
Disruptive

Hot Desk

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
▸ Move this asset one slot right.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Interest Check
+

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◈
◈
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
YEAR 4 $415 4W - 0S
Assets
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Hot Desk
⚡
Disruptive

Hot Desk

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
▸ Move this asset one slot right.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Interest Check
+

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Tax Loophole

Tax Loophole

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Remove 5 Debt.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
YEAR 5 $485 5W - 0S
Assets
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Hot Desk
⚡
Disruptive

Hot Desk

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
▸ Move this asset one slot right.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Interest Check
+

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Marketing Strategist
+

Marketing Strategist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Tax Loophole

Tax Loophole

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Remove 5 Debt.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Solo Maintainer

Solo Maintainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
YEAR 6 $560 6W - 0S
Assets
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Hot Desk
⚡
Disruptive

Hot Desk

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
▸ Move this asset one slot right.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Interest Check
++

Interest Check

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Marketing Strategist
+

Marketing Strategist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Tax Loophole

Tax Loophole

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Remove 5 Debt.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Solo Maintainer

Solo Maintainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 7 $635 7W - 0S
Assets
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
PR Firm

PR Firm

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Remove 50% of your Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Hot Desk
⚡
Disruptive

Hot Desk

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
▸ Move this asset one slot right.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Interest Check
++

Interest Check

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Marketing Strategist
++

Marketing Strategist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Paid Reporter

Paid Reporter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Tax Loophole
+
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

Tax Loophole

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Remove 6 Debt.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Solo Maintainer

Solo Maintainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
YEAR 8 $710 8W - 0S
Assets
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
PR Firm

PR Firm

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Remove 50% of your Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Hot Desk
⚡
Disruptive

Hot Desk

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
▸ Move this asset one slot right.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Interest Check
++

Interest Check

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Marketing Strategist
++

Marketing Strategist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Paid Reporter
+

Paid Reporter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 7 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Tax Loophole
+
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

Tax Loophole

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Remove 6 Debt.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Solo Maintainer

Solo Maintainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.