MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Mom & Pop

QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Hustle & Co.

Mom & Pop, No Exit Strategy · Final year 9 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 9 PLACEMENT—

Final board

#0
Kanban
Disruptive
Disruptive

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 56 ▲ 40
Pitchman
Gamified
✦ MVP ✦
Gamified

Pitchman

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 56 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◈ 80
In-House Counsel
Agile
Agile

In-House Counsel

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
▼ 30 ▲ 20
Pop
Patented
Patented

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 250
Mom
Disruptive
Disruptive

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▼ 20 ▲ 20
Hard Worker
Gamified
Gamified

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
▼ 80
Consultant
Leveraged
Leveraged

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈ 25
Watchdog
Litigious
Litigious

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Enacted corporate policies

Lean Operations
◆
#1
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Twenty-Three Years
PLUS
◆
#2
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shop Local
◆
#3
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Move Fast
◆
#4
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Living Wage
◆
#5
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Recurring Revenue
PRO
◆
#6
POLICY PRO
▸ Permanently gain +4 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Credit On The House
◆
#7
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#8
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 6W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

9 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $115 0W - 0S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $165 1W - 0S
Assets
Pop
⚡
Patented

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 3 $245 2W - 0S
Assets
Pop
⚡
Patented

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈
◈
Policies
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
YEAR 4 $310 3W - 0S
Assets
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pitchman
+
⚡
Gamified

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
YEAR 5 $310 4W - 0S
Assets
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pitchman
++
⚡
Gamified

Pitchman

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 56 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
In-House Counsel
⚡
Agile

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
YEAR 6 $510 4W - 1S
Assets
Satellite

Satellite

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Pitchman
++
⚡
Gamified

Pitchman

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 56 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
In-House Counsel
⚡
Agile

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Pop
⚡
Patented

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
YEAR 7 $610 5W - 1S
Assets
Kanban
⚡
Disruptive

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pitchman
++
⚡
Gamified

Pitchman

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 56 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
In-House Counsel
⚡
Agile

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Consultant
+
⚡
Leveraged

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
YEAR 8 $740 5W - 2S
Assets
Kanban
⚡
Disruptive

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pitchman
++
⚡
Gamified

Pitchman

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 56 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
In-House Counsel
+
⚡
Agile

In-House Counsel

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Pop
⚡
Patented

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
⚡
Disruptive

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Consultant
+
⚡
Leveraged

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
YEAR 9 $800 6W - 2S
Assets
Kanban
⚡
Disruptive

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pitchman
++
⚡
Gamified

Pitchman

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 56 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
In-House Counsel
+
⚡
Agile

In-House Counsel

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Pop
⚡
Patented

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
⚡
Disruptive

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Hard Worker
+
⚡
Gamified

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Consultant
+
⚡
Leveraged

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Watchdog
⚡
Litigious

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY PRO
▸ Permanently gain +4 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.