MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

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Sergei, Move Fast & Break Laws · Final year 7 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 7 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 12 ⇈ 1
Robot Worker
Patented
Patented

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 60 ▲ 20
Code Monkey
Offshore
Offshore

Code Monkey

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 52 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 10
A/B Test
✦ MVP ✦

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 15
Server Rack
Leveraged
Leveraged

Server Rack

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 50
Company Handbook

Company Handbook

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 10
Performance Review

Performance Review

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ A random Employee of yours permanently gains +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20 ▲ 20
Vulture Capitalist

Vulture Capitalist

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 10 ▲ 10
Hard Worker
Agile
Agile

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Work/Life Balance
PLUS
◆
#1

Work/Life Balance

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸ Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 430 Funding
Recurring Revenue
◆
#2

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#3

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Quality Assurance
◆
#4

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Automated
◆
#5

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast
◆
#6

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Austerity Measures
◆
#7

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#8

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 4W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

7 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 0W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
⚡
Offshore

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Collections Agent

Collections Agent

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
YEAR 2 $160 0W - 1S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+
⚡
Offshore

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Rack

Server Rack

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Company Handbook

Company Handbook

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
YEAR 3 $220 1W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
⚡
Patented

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+
⚡
Offshore

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Rack
⚡
Leveraged

Server Rack

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Company Handbook

Company Handbook

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
YEAR 4 $285 2W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
⚡
Patented

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
+
⚡
Offshore

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Rack
⚡
Leveraged

Server Rack

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Company Handbook

Company Handbook

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Performance Review

Performance Review

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ A random Employee of yours permanently gains +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Quality Assurance

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
YEAR 5 $355 2W - 2S
Assets
Robot Worker
⚡
Patented

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
++
⚡
Offshore

Code Monkey

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 52 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Rack
⚡
Leveraged

Server Rack

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Company Handbook

Company Handbook

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Performance Review

Performance Review

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ A random Employee of yours permanently gains +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Vulture Capitalist

Vulture Capitalist

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Quality Assurance

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
YEAR 6 $430 3W - 2S
Assets
Robot Worker
⚡
Patented

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey
++
⚡
Offshore

Code Monkey

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 52 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
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Server Rack
⚡
Leveraged

Server Rack

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 9 Funding
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Company Handbook

Company Handbook

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 20 Funding
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Performance Review

Performance Review

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ A random Employee of yours permanently gains +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 10 Funding
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Vulture Capitalist

Vulture Capitalist

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 11 Funding
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Hard Worker
⚡
Agile

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Work/Life Balance
+

Work/Life Balance

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸ Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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◆ 430 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Quality Assurance

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
YEAR 7 $505 4W - 2S
Assets
Robot Worker
⚡
Patented

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
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Code Monkey
++
⚡
Offshore

Code Monkey

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 52 Funding
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A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Rack
⚡
Leveraged

Server Rack

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Company Handbook

Company Handbook

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Performance Review

Performance Review

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ A random Employee of yours permanently gains +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Vulture Capitalist

Vulture Capitalist

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker
⚡
Agile

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Work/Life Balance
+

Work/Life Balance

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸ Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 430 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Quality Assurance

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding