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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

OmniGlobal Capital

Sergei, Move Fast & Break Laws · Final year 4 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L

DOMINANCE—

YEAR 4 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 20 ▲ 5

Code Monkey

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 5.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

◆ 13 Funding

Full Dossier →

▲ 30

Unpaid Intern

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

▲ 30

✦ MVP ✦

Open Office

PLUS

MEDIUM PROPERTY

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 28 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 10 ▲ 10

Hard Worker

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 10 Loss.

▸ Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

▲ 200

◈ ◈ ◈

Golden Goose

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL

16.0

SEC

▸ Profit 200.

▸ Stock 3.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 40

◈

Paper Tiger

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME

4.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Stock 1.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ 2 Funding

Full Dossier →

▲ 40

◈ ◈ ◈

Petty Cash

BASIC

SMALL PROPERTY

4.0

SEC

▸ Profit 40.

▸ Stock 3.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ 15

Busy Receptionist

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

4.0

SEC

▸ Gain 15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ 13 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 12 ⇈ 1

Robot Worker

BASIC

SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 12 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

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Enacted corporate policies

PLUS

◆

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS

▸ Your assets act 0.2s faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 100 Funding

◆

Old Money Rules

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 180 Funding

◆

Automated

POLICY

▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 45 Funding

◆

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 60 Funding

◆

Open Door Policy

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Slow

The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 90 Funding

POLICY SLOT

The quarterly record

Qualifying final board: 0W / 0L · 0 distinct opposing owners.

Tracked lifetime: 0W / 0L. Before detailed tracking: 1W / 5L.

Original run: 1 win, 3 setbacks. View the original run.

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 1W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

6 Years Archived

YEAR 1 $110 0W - 0S

Assets

Unpaid Intern

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Petty Cash

BASIC

SMALL PROPERTY

4.0

SEC

▸ Profit 40.

▸ Stock 3.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Robot Worker

BASIC

SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 12 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Code Monkey

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 5.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

◆ 13 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

YEAR 2 $160 0W - 1S

Assets

Code Monkey

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 5.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

◆ 13 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unpaid Intern

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Open Office

BASIC

MEDIUM PROPERTY

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15.

▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

Hard Worker

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 10 Loss.

▸ Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Robot Worker

BASIC

SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 12 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 50 Funding

YEAR 3 $220 1W - 1S

Assets

Code Monkey

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 5.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

BASIC

SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 12 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Paper Tiger

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME

4.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Stock 1.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ 2 Funding

Full Dossier →

Petty Cash

BASIC

SMALL PROPERTY

4.0

SEC

▸ Profit 40.

▸ Stock 3.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 50 Funding

Old Money Rules

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 180 Funding

Automated

POLICY

▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 45 Funding

YEAR 4 $285 1W - 2S

Assets

Code Monkey

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 5.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

◆ 13 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unpaid Intern

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Open Office

PLUS

MEDIUM PROPERTY

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 28 Funding

Full Dossier →

Hard Worker

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 10 Loss.

▸ Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Golden Goose

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL

16.0

SEC

▸ Profit 200.

▸ Stock 3.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Paper Tiger

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME

4.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Stock 1.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ 2 Funding

Full Dossier →

Petty Cash

BASIC

SMALL PROPERTY

4.0

SEC

▸ Profit 40.

▸ Stock 3.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Busy Receptionist

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

4.0

SEC

▸ Gain 15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ 13 Funding

Full Dossier →

Robot Worker

BASIC

SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 12 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS

▸ Your assets act 0.2s faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 100 Funding

Old Money Rules

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 180 Funding

Automated

POLICY

▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 45 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 60 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Slow

The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 90 Funding

YEAR 4 $285 1W - 2S

Assets

Code Monkey

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 5.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

4.0

SEC

▸ Gain 15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ 13 Funding

Full Dossier →

Robot Worker

BASIC

SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 12 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS

▸ Your assets act 0.2s faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 100 Funding

Old Money Rules

POLICY

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 5.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

◆ 13 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Agile

Unpaid Intern

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

Buzzword

Agile

▸ 10% faster.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Open Office

PLUS

MEDIUM PROPERTY

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 28 Funding

Full Dossier →

Hard Worker

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 10 Loss.

▸ Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ 7 Funding

Full Dossier →

Petty Cash

PLUS

SMALL PROPERTY

4.0

SEC

▸ Profit 80.

▸ Stock 4.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

Prompt Engineer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

3.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 3s.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Neural Network

PLUS

MEDIUM AI

11.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 60 Loss.

▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ 26 Funding

Full Dossier →

Busy Receptionist

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

4.0

SEC

▸ Gain 15 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ 13 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS

▸ Your assets act 0.2s faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 100 Funding

Old Money Rules

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 180 Funding

Automated

POLICY

▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 45 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 60 Funding

Open Door Policy

POLICY

▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Slow

The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 90 Funding

Technical Debt

POLICY

▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.

▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 90 Funding