Patented
▸
+15 Moat.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $360
- Final Liquid Funding
- $298
- Fiscal Review Record
- 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Rage Quit
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
When this Burns Out, Liquidate it and inflict 200 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
✦ MVP ✦
Patented
Wellness Program
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your Employees 0.2s.
▸
Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, gain 80 Moat.
Buzzword
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Comeback Kid
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Free Dinner After Eight
SMALL
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your right 2s.
▸
Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 80.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Unlimited PTO
SMALL
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸
Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 50 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 50.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Terrible Boss
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Overwork your Burned Out Employees 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Martyr Complex
SMALL
HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
When this Burns Out, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Overtime Pay
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
▸
Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Corporate Policies
◆
#3
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆
#5
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆
#6
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#7
POLICY
▸
While behind on Cash, your assets inflict 7% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $90 | 0 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 2 | $165 | 0 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 3 | $225 | 1 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 4 | $290 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $360 | 2 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Bootstrapped & Bitter is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
2W
/
26L
28 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
7.1%
2 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
5 Filings
Years 1 through 5
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Advisor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Assets
BASIC
Patented
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⚡
Patented
Wellness Program
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your Employees 0.2s.
▸
Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, gain 40 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
+15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Comeback Kid
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Whistleblower
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 50.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Assets
BASIC
Patented
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Rage Quit
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
When this Burns Out, Liquidate it and inflict 200 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
⚡
Patented
Wellness Program
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your Employees 0.2s.
▸
Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, gain 40 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
+15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Comeback Kid
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Free Dinner After Eight
SMALL
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your right 2s.
▸
Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 80.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Unlimited PTO
SMALL
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸
Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 50 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 50.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Terrible Boss
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Overwork your Burned Out Employees 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Martyr Complex
SMALL
HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
When this Burns Out, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Assets
BASIC
Patented
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Rage Quit
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
When this Burns Out, Liquidate it and inflict 200 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
⚡
Patented
Wellness Program
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your Employees 0.2s.
▸
Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, gain 40 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
+15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Comeback Kid
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Free Dinner After Eight
SMALL
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your right 2s.
▸
Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 80.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Unlimited PTO
SMALL
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸
Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 50 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 50.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Terrible Boss
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Overwork your Burned Out Employees 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Martyr Complex
SMALL
HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
When this Burns Out, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
BASIC
+
Patented
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Rage Quit
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
When this Burns Out, Liquidate it and inflict 200 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
⚡
Patented
Wellness Program
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your Employees 0.2s.
▸
Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, gain 80 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
+15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Comeback Kid
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Free Dinner After Eight
SMALL
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your right 2s.
▸
Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 80.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Unlimited PTO
SMALL
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸
Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 50 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 50.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Terrible Boss
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Overwork your Burned Out Employees 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Martyr Complex
SMALL
HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
When this Burns Out, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Overtime Pay
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
▸
Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
While behind on Cash, your assets inflict 7% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Benefit ×4
Benefit / 4 assets- Wellness Program
- Free Dinner After Eight
- Unlimited PTO
- Overtime Pay
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Human ×4
Human / 4 assets- Comeback Kid
- Loyal Worker
- Terrible Boss
- Martyr Complex
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Employee ×2
Employee / 2 assets- Comeback Kid
- Loyal Worker
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Scheme ×1
Scheme / 1 asset- Rage Quit
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