MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Absolute Asset Management

Founder: Scrappy • Closed: Fiscal Year 5 • Build: 1.0.0CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 11, 2026 at 23:48 UTC
Final Valuation
$340
Final Liquid Funding
$1,189
Fiscal Review Record
2 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 10 ▲ 10
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 20 ▲ 20
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 20
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈ 30
SCRUM
✦ MVP ✦

SCRUM

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Restock your assets 1.
Gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◈ 30
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 20 ▲ 25
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▲ 30
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
#8
#9

Enacted Corporate Policies

Grassroots Growth
#1
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Hustle Culture
#2
Your Employees act 10% faster.
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Lean Operations
#3
Your assets act 300 faster.
Work/Life Balance
#4
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Underdog
#5
POLICY
While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
Technical Debt
#6
Your assets Profit 10 more.
Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME FISCAL YEAR 5 $340 VALUATION 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $75 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $75 Valuation Yr 2 $125 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $125 Valuation Yr 3 $185 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $185 Valuation Yr 4 $250 Fiscal Year 4: 2 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $250 Valuation Yr 5 $340 Fiscal Year 5: 2 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $340 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $75 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $125 1 1 Setback
Year 3 $185 2 1 Stable
Year 4 $250 2 2 1 Strike Left
Year 5 $340 2 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Absolute Asset Management is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
1W / 4L
5 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
20.0%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
5 Filings
Years 1 through 5

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

5 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $75 0W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 12 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
YEAR 2 $125 1W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 12 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Policies
Grassroots Growth
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 3 $185 1W - 1S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
SCRUM

SCRUM

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Restock your assets 1.
Gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Grassroots Growth
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Hustle Culture
Your Employees act 10% faster.
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
YEAR 4 $250 2W - 1S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
SCRUM

SCRUM

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Restock your assets 1.
Gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Grassroots Growth
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Hustle Culture
Your Employees act 10% faster.
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Work/Life Balance
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 5 $270 2W - 2S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
SCRUM

SCRUM

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Restock your assets 1.
Gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Grassroots Growth
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Hustle Culture
Your Employees act 10% faster.
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Work/Life Balance
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Underdog
POLICY
While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
Technical Debt
Your assets Profit 10 more.
Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.