Bankruptcy Filed
Absolute Asset Management
Founder: Scrappy •
Closed: Fiscal Year 5 •
Build: 1.0.0
• CONTENT 30DEE960
• Filed: September 11, 2026 at 23:48 UTC
Final Valuation
$340
Final Liquid Funding
$1,189
Fiscal Review Record
2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Executive Lineup (Board)
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
✦ MVP ✦
SCRUM
MEDIUM
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Restock your assets 1.
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Social Media Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
▸
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
True Believer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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#8
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#9
Enacted Corporate Policies
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#1
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
#6
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 10 more.
▸
Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $75 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $125 | 1 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 3 | $185 | 2 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $250 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $340 | 2 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Absolute Asset Management is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
1W
/
4L
5 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
20.0%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
5 Filings
Years 1 through 5
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
True Believer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Security Guard
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 12 Moat.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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◈
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◈
◈
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
True Believer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Security Guard
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 12 Moat.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
SCRUM
MEDIUM
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Restock your assets 1.
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Social Media Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
▸
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
True Believer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
SCRUM
MEDIUM
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Restock your assets 1.
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Social Media Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
▸
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
True Believer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
SCRUM
MEDIUM
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Restock your assets 1.
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Social Media Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
▸
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
True Believer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 1000 slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 10 more.
▸
Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.