Bankruptcy Filed

Sleep When Liquidated

Founder: Sergei • Closed: Fiscal Year 5 • Build: 1.0.0 • CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 11, 2026 at 19:59 UTC

Final Valuation

$450

Final Liquid Funding

$859

Fiscal Review Record

2 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▲ 20

Data Analyst

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

▲ 44

✦ MVP ✦

Lean

Data Warehouse

PLUS

LARGE PROPERTY AI

8.0

SEC

▸ Profit 44 for each Machine you control.

Buzzword

Lean

▸ 0.5s faster.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 28 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 60

Gamified

Neural Network

PLUS

MEDIUM AI

11.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 60 Loss.

▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.

Buzzword

Gamified

▸ +25% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 20 Funding

Full Dossier →

Guinea Pig

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.

▸ 5s.

Keywords

Overwork

The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 20

A/B Test

PLUS

SMALL MACHINE AI

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 20 ▲ 5

Code Monkey

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 5.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

▲ 40

◈ ◈ ◈

Petty Cash

BASIC

SMALL PROPERTY

4.0

SEC

▸ Profit 40.

▸ Stock 3.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

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Enacted Corporate Policies

◆

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

◆

Move Fast

POLICY

▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

◆

Automated

POLICY

▸ Your Machines act 10% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

◆

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

◆

Austerity Measures

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 60 Moat.

▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

◆

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

◆

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

POLICY SLOT

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED

Cumulative Wins

Cumulative Losses

Bankruptcy Limit (3)

Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.

FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 5 • $450 VALUATION • 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)

Fiscal Year	Closing Valuation	Cumulative Wins	Cumulative Setbacks	Status
Year 1	$110	0	1	Setback
Year 2	$180	0	2	1 Strike Left
Year 3	$240	1	2	1 Strike Left
Year 4	$315	2	2	1 Strike Left
Year 5	$450	2	3	Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Sleep When Liquidated is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record

1W / 1L

2 battles fought as rival board

Board Win Rate

50.0%

1 rival repelled

Active Board Snapshots

5 Filings

Years 1 through 5

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

5 Years Archived

YEAR 1 $110 0W - 0S

Assets

Robot Worker

BASIC

SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 12 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Code Monkey

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 5.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Neural Network

PLUS

MEDIUM AI

11.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 60 Loss.

▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 20 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 2 $180 0W - 1S

Assets

Robot Worker

BASIC

SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 12 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Data Warehouse

PLUS

LARGE PROPERTY AI

8.0

SEC

▸ Profit 44 for each Machine you control.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 28 Funding

Full Dossier →

Neural Network

PLUS

MEDIUM AI

11.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 60 Loss.

▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 20 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Move Fast

POLICY

▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Automated

POLICY

▸ Your Machines act 10% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 3 $240 0W - 2S

Assets

Data Analyst

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Data Warehouse

PLUS

LARGE PROPERTY AI

8.0

SEC

▸ Profit 44 for each Machine you control.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 28 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Gamified

Neural Network

PLUS

MEDIUM AI

11.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 60 Loss.

▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.

Buzzword

Gamified

▸ +25% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

◆ + 20 Funding

Full Dossier →

Guinea Pig

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.

▸ 5s.

Keywords

Overwork

The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

Robot Worker

BASIC

SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 12 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Move Fast

POLICY

▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Automated

POLICY

▸ Your Machines act 10% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Austerity Measures

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 60 Moat.

▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 4 $315 1W - 2S

Assets

Data Analyst

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Lean

Data Warehouse

PLUS

LARGE PROPERTY AI

8.0

SEC

▸ Profit 44 for each Machine you control.

Buzzword

Lean

▸ 0.5s faster.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 28 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Gamified

Neural Network

PLUS

MEDIUM AI

11.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 60 Loss.

▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.

Buzzword

Gamified

▸ +25% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Permanent Modifications

Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.

◆ + 20 Funding

Full Dossier →

Guinea Pig

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.

▸ 5s.

Keywords

Overwork

The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

Robot Worker

BASIC

SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 12 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Code Monkey

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 5.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Petty Cash

BASIC

SMALL PROPERTY

4.0

SEC

▸ Profit 40.

▸ Stock 3.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Move Fast

POLICY

▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Automated

POLICY

▸ Your Machines act 10% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Austerity Measures

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 60 Moat.

▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 5 $450 2W - 2S

Assets

Data Analyst

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Lean

Data Warehouse

PLUS

LARGE PROPERTY AI

8.0

SEC

▸ Profit 44 for each Machine you control.

Buzzword

Lean

▸ 0.5s faster.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ + 28 Funding

Full Dossier →

⚡

Gamified

Neural Network

PLUS

MEDIUM AI

11.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 60 Loss.

▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.

Buzzword

Gamified

▸ +25% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Permanent Modifications

Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.

◆ + 20 Funding

Full Dossier →

Guinea Pig

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.

▸ 5s.

Keywords

Overwork

The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

A/B Test

PLUS

SMALL MACHINE AI

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Permanent Modifications

Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Code Monkey

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 5.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

Petty Cash

BASIC

SMALL PROPERTY

4.0

SEC

▸ Profit 40.

▸ Stock 3.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

Policies

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 300 faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Move Fast

POLICY

▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Automated

POLICY

▸ Your Machines act 10% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Austerity Measures

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 60 Moat.

▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding