Lean
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0.5s faster.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $450
- Final Liquid Funding
- $859
- Fiscal Review Record
- 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Data Analyst
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸
Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
✦ MVP ✦
Lean
Data Warehouse
LARGE
PROPERTY
AI
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 44 for each Machine you control.
Buzzword
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Gamified
Neural Network
MEDIUM
AI
11.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.
Buzzword
Gamified
▸
+25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
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Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Corporate Policies
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#2
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
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#4
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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#5
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#6
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $110 | 0 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 2 | $180 | 0 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 3 | $240 | 1 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 4 | $315 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $450 | 2 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Sleep When Liquidated is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
1W
/
1L
2 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
50.0%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
5 Filings
Years 1 through 5
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Neural Network
MEDIUM
AI
11.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Data Warehouse
LARGE
PROPERTY
AI
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 44 for each Machine you control.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Neural Network
MEDIUM
AI
11.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
Gamified
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Data Analyst
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸
Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Data Warehouse
LARGE
PROPERTY
AI
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 44 for each Machine you control.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Gamified
Neural Network
MEDIUM
AI
11.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.
Buzzword
Gamified
▸
+25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
BASIC
+
Lean
PLUS
+
Gamified
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Data Analyst
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸
Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Lean
Data Warehouse
LARGE
PROPERTY
AI
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 44 for each Machine you control.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Gamified
Neural Network
MEDIUM
AI
11.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.
Buzzword
Gamified
▸
+25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
BASIC
+
Lean
PLUS
+
Gamified
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Data Analyst
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸
Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Lean
Data Warehouse
LARGE
PROPERTY
AI
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 44 for each Machine you control.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Gamified
Neural Network
MEDIUM
AI
11.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.
Buzzword
Gamified
▸
+25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
A/B Test
SMALL
MACHINE
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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AI ×3
AI / 3 assets- Data Warehouse
- Neural Network
- A/B Test
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Employee ×3
Employee / 3 assets- Data Analyst
- Guinea Pig
- Code Monkey
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Animal ×2
Animal / 2 assets- Guinea Pig
- Code Monkey
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Property ×2
Property / 2 assets- Data Warehouse
- Petty Cash
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Human ×1
Human / 1 asset- Data Analyst
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Machine ×1
Machine / 1 asset- A/B Test
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