MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Mom & Pop, company founder
Founded by Mom & Pop

Corner Store & Sundries

10 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$905
Final Liquid Funding
$2,513
Fiscal Review Record
8 Wins / 2 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

◈ 80
Unlimited PTO

Unlimited PTO

PRO
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Your Employees act 20% faster.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 200 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈ 400 ▲ 400
Sabbatical

Sabbatical

PRO
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 400 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 400.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▼ 60 ▲ 40
Pop

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 250
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▼ 320
Consultant
✦ MVP ✦

Consultant

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 320 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈ 200
Profit Sharing

Profit Sharing

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Gain 200 Moat.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Humans 1s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈ 160
Wellness Program

Wellness Program

PRO
MEDIUM BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Employees 0.2s.
▸ Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, gain 160 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Corporate Policies

Credit On The House
◆
#1
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Lean Operations
◆
#2
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Shop Local
◆
#3
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
PLUS
◆
#4
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Living Wage
◆
#5
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Total Rewards
PLUS
◆
#6
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#7
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

CRITICAL COMEBACK
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Surviving at 2 setbacks (one defeat away from liquidation!), the board engineered a historic turnaround to secure Market Domination.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 10 • $905 VALUATION • 8 Wins / 2 Setbacks SURVIVED NEAR-BANKRUPTCY
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $95 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $95 Valuation Yr 2 $145 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $145 Valuation Yr 3 $265 Fiscal Year 3: 3 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $265 Valuation Yr 4 $400 Fiscal Year 4: 4 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $400 Valuation Yr 5 $475 Fiscal Year 5: 5 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $475 Valuation Yr 6 $530 Fiscal Year 6: 6 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $530 Valuation Yr 7 $680 Fiscal Year 7: 6 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $680 Valuation Yr 8 $755 Fiscal Year 8: 6 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $755 Valuation Yr 9 $830 Fiscal Year 9: 7 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $830 Valuation Yr 10 $905 Fiscal Year 10: 8 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $905 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $95 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $145 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $265 3 0 Stable
Year 4 $400 4 0 Stable
Year 5 $475 5 0 Stable
Year 6 $530 6 0 Stable
Year 7 $680 6 1 Setback
Year 8 $755 6 2 1 Strike Left
Year 9 $830 7 2 1 Strike Left
Year 10 $905 8 2 1 Strike Left

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Corner Store & Sundries is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
2W / 1L
3 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
66.7%
2 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
10 Filings
Years 1 through 10

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

10 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $95 1W - 0S
Assets
Rubber Duck
+

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Solo Maintainer

Solo Maintainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $205 2W - 0S
Assets
Rubber Duck
+

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Solo Maintainer

Solo Maintainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
YEAR 3 $330 3W - 0S
Assets
Rubber Duck
+

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Solo Maintainer

Solo Maintainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Cubicle Farm

Cubicle Farm

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
YEAR 4 $400 4W - 0S
Assets
Rubber Duck
+

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Coffee Machine
++

Coffee Machine

PRO
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 2s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Solo Maintainer

Solo Maintainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Unlimited PTO
+

Unlimited PTO

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Your Employees act 15% faster.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
YEAR 5 $475 5W - 0S
Assets
Rubber Duck
+

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Coffee Machine
++
⚡
Leveraged

Coffee Machine

PRO
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 2s.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Solo Maintainer

Solo Maintainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Sabbatical
+

Sabbatical

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 200 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 200.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Unlimited PTO
+

Unlimited PTO

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Your Employees act 15% faster.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈
◈
Policies
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 6 $530 6W - 0S
Assets
Rubber Duck
+

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Coffee Machine
++
⚡
Leveraged

Coffee Machine

PRO
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 2s.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Solo Maintainer

Solo Maintainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Sabbatical
+

Sabbatical

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 200 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 200.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Unlimited PTO
+

Unlimited PTO

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Your Employees act 15% faster.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Wellness Program

Wellness Program

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Employees 0.2s.
▸ Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Policies
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
YEAR 7 $680 6W - 1S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Coffee Machine
++
⚡
Leveraged

Coffee Machine

PRO
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 2s.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Forensic Accountant
++

Forensic Accountant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.
▸ Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 60 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Solo Maintainer

Solo Maintainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Sabbatical
+

Sabbatical

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 200 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 200.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Unlimited PTO
+

Unlimited PTO

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Your Employees act 15% faster.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Wellness Program

Wellness Program

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Employees 0.2s.
▸ Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Policies
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
YEAR 8 $755 6W - 2S
Assets
Rubber Duck
+

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Solo Maintainer

Solo Maintainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Unlimited PTO
+

Unlimited PTO

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Your Employees act 15% faster.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Profit Sharing

Profit Sharing

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Gain 200 Moat.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Humans 1s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Wellness Program

Wellness Program

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Employees 0.2s.
▸ Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Policies
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
YEAR 9 $830 7W - 2S
Assets
Unlimited PTO
+

Unlimited PTO

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Your Employees act 15% faster.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Sabbatical
++

Sabbatical

PRO
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 400 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 400.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pop
+

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Consultant
+++

Consultant

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 320 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Profit Sharing

Profit Sharing

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Gain 200 Moat.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Humans 1s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Wellness Program
++

Wellness Program

PRO
MEDIUM BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Employees 0.2s.
▸ Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, gain 160 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Policies
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Total Rewards
POLICY
▸ When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 10 $905 8W - 2S
Assets
Unlimited PTO
++

Unlimited PTO

PRO
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Your Employees act 20% faster.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 200 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Sabbatical
++

Sabbatical

PRO
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 400 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 400.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pop
+

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Consultant
+++

Consultant

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 320 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Profit Sharing

Profit Sharing

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Gain 200 Moat.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Humans 1s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Wellness Program
++

Wellness Program

PRO
MEDIUM BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Employees 0.2s.
▸ Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, gain 160 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Policies
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Total Rewards
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

5 types
One corporate identity
  • Benefit ×3
    Benefit / 3 assets
    • Unlimited PTO
    • Sabbatical
    • Wellness Program
  • Employee ×3
    Employee / 3 assets
    • Pop
    • Mom
    • Consultant
  • Human ×3
    Human / 3 assets
    • Pop
    • Mom
    • Consultant
  • Scheme ×1
    Scheme / 1 asset
    • Profit Sharing
  • Service ×1
    Service / 1 asset
    • Consultant
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