MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Scrappy, company founder
Founded by Scrappy

Photon Global

9 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$735
Final Liquid Funding
$2,347
Fiscal Review Record
6 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▲ 20
Data Analyst
Litigious
Litigious

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 120 ◈ 40
Middle Manager
✦ MVP ✦

Middle Manager

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 120 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 80 Loss and gain 40 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▼ 160
Superfan

Superfan

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 240 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈ 30
Social Media Manager
Lean
Lean

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 80 ▲ 100
True Believer
Patented
Patented

True Believer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 100.
Patented
Patented
▸ +15 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▼ 25
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▲ 20
Refinance

Refinance

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 6 Debt.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▲ 45
Credit Card Roulette

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 45.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
▼ 40 ▲ 40
Vulture Capitalist

Vulture Capitalist

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
▲ 160
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

ENTERPRISE
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 400 and Fast Track your fastest asset 6s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Corporate Policies

Word of Mouth
PLUS
◆
#1
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.7s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Grassroots Growth
◆
#2
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
◆
#3
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Open Door Policy
PLUS
◆
#4
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Underdog
◆
#5
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Move Fast
PLUS
◆
#6
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Aggressive Pricing
PLUS
◆
#7
POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Recurring Revenue
◆
#8
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 9, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 9 • $735 VALUATION • 6 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $100 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $100 Valuation Yr 2 $150 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $150 Valuation Yr 3 $210 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $210 Valuation Yr 4 $275 Fiscal Year 4: 3 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $275 Valuation Yr 5 $345 Fiscal Year 5: 4 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $345 Valuation Yr 6 $420 Fiscal Year 6: 5 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $420 Valuation Yr 7 $570 Fiscal Year 7: 6 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $570 Valuation Yr 8 $655 Fiscal Year 8: 6 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $655 Valuation Yr 9 $735 Fiscal Year 9: 6 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $735 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $100 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $150 1 1 Setback
Year 3 $210 2 1 Stable
Year 4 $275 3 1 Stable
Year 5 $345 4 1 Stable
Year 6 $420 5 1 Stable
Year 7 $570 6 1 Stable
Year 8 $655 6 2 1 Strike Left
Year 9 $735 6 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Photon Global is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
0 Filings
Archived record

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Company DNA

Composition of the final board

5 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×6
    Human / 6 assets
    • Data Analyst
    • Middle Manager
    • Superfan
    • Social Media Manager
    • True Believer
    • Corporate Spy
  • Employee ×3
    Employee / 3 assets
    • Data Analyst
    • Middle Manager
    • Social Media Manager
  • Scheme ×3
    Scheme / 3 assets
    • Refinance
    • Credit Card Roulette
    • Bootstrapped
  • Animal ×1
    Animal / 1 asset
    • Vulture Capitalist
  • Service ×1
    Service / 1 asset
    • Corporate Spy
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