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Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $925
- Final Liquid Funding
- $84
- Fiscal Review Record
- 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Patent Portfolio
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
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Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
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Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Dividends
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
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Profit 400% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Old Money
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
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Gain 5 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Compound Interest
SMALL
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 45.
▸
Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
✦ MVP ✦
Oil Well
LARGE
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
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Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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Corporate Policies
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#1
POLICY
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Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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#2
POLICY
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When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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#3
POLICY
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Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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#4
POLICY
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Start each battle with 100 Moat.
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Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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#6
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Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $170 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $220 | 1 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 3 | $340 | 1 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 4 | $925 | 1 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Coffee Shop Squatters is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
1W
/
2L
3 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
33.3%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
4 Filings
Years 1 through 4
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
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BASIC
BASIC
Pitchman
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 28 Loss.
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Profit 20.
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Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Nepo Baby
SMALL
HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.15s.
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Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
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When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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Assets
+
PLUS
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PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Pitchman
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 28 Loss.
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Profit 20.
▸
Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Nepo Baby
SMALL
HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.15s.
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Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Graphic Designer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
War Chest
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
9.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss, plus Loss equal to 40% of your Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Old Money
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 5 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Dividends
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 400% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Patent Portfolio
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
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Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
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Remove 4 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Chief Storyteller
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
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Gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Patent Portfolio
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Dividends
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 400% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Old Money
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 5 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Compound Interest
SMALL
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 45.
▸
Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Oil Well
LARGE
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Property ×3
Property / 3 assets- Patent Portfolio
- Old Money
- Oil Well
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Scheme ×3
Scheme / 3 assets- Patent Portfolio
- Dividends
- Compound Interest
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