MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Machine Extreme inc

Sergei, Move Fast & Break Laws · Final year 10 · Domination

Awaiting challengers

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 10 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▲ 60
Move Fast

Move Fast

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Machine to your right 4.5s.
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20
A/B Test
Litigious
✦ MVP ✦
Litigious

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20
Assembly Line

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 80
A/B Test

A/B Test

ENTERPRISE
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +12 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 64 Funding
Full Dossier →
#4
Server Monkey

Server Monkey

ENTERPRISE
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 3s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 96 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40
The Singularity
Agile
Agile

The Singularity

PLUS
LARGE AI
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ At the start of the battle, Fast Track your AI 7.5s.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +30 Loss.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
#8
Prompt Engineer
Patented
Patented

Prompt Engineer

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 6s.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 14
Burn Rate

Burn Rate

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Take 14 Loss.
▸ Overwork your Machines 2s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Automated
◆
#1

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast
PRO
◆
#2

Move Fast

POLICY PRO
▸ Your Machines have +24% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 300 Funding
Training Run
◆
#3

Training Run

POLICY
▸ When one of your AI activates, Fast Track a random Machine 0.075s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 14 Funding
Blitzscaling
◆
#4

Blitzscaling

POLICY
▸ Your assets have +3% Windfall chance.
▸ Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Ship It
◆
#5

Ship It

POLICY
▸ When you buy a Machine or an AI, gain 1 XP.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 1 Funding
Overclocked
◆
#6

Overclocked

POLICY
▸ At battle start, Overwork your Machines for 2s and take 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 11 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#7

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Recurring Revenue
◆
#8

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 8W / 2L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

10 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $120 0W - 1S
Assets
Feedback Loop

Feedback Loop

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Monkey

Server Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $190 1W - 1S
Assets
Feedback Loop

Feedback Loop

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Monkey

Server Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
YEAR 3 $315 2W - 1S
Assets
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Machine to your right 4.5s.
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
+

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Monkey

Server Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Feedback Loop

Feedback Loop

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Training Run

Training Run

POLICY
▸ When one of your AI activates, Fast Track a random Machine 0.075s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 14 Funding
YEAR 4 $385 3W - 1S
Assets
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Machine to your right 4.5s.
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
+

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Monkey

Server Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Miracle Analyzer
+

Miracle Analyzer

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Apply 3 Debt and 2 Scandal.
▸ When this is Audited, take 80 Loss and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Conveyor Belt
+

Conveyor Belt

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
3.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Move this asset one slot right.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Training Run

Training Run

POLICY
▸ When one of your AI activates, Fast Track a random Machine 0.075s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 14 Funding
Blitzscaling

Blitzscaling

POLICY
▸ Your assets have +3% Windfall chance.
▸ Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
YEAR 5 $440 4W - 1S
Assets
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Machine to your right 4.5s.
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
+
⚡
Litigious

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Monkey

Server Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Miracle Analyzer
+

Miracle Analyzer

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Apply 3 Debt and 2 Scandal.
▸ When this is Audited, take 80 Loss and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig
++

Guinea Pig

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Conveyor Belt
+

Conveyor Belt

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
3.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Move this asset one slot right.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Assembly Line
+

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Burn Rate
+

Burn Rate

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Take 14 Loss.
▸ Overwork your Machines 2s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
Policies
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Training Run

Training Run

POLICY
▸ When one of your AI activates, Fast Track a random Machine 0.075s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 14 Funding
Blitzscaling

Blitzscaling

POLICY
▸ Your assets have +3% Windfall chance.
▸ Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Ship It

Ship It

POLICY
▸ When you buy a Machine or an AI, gain 1 XP.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 1 Funding
YEAR 6 $590 4W - 2S
Assets
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Machine to your right 4.5s.
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
+
⚡
Litigious

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Monkey

Server Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Miracle Analyzer
+

Miracle Analyzer

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Apply 3 Debt and 2 Scandal.
▸ When this is Audited, take 80 Loss and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig
++

Guinea Pig

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Burn Rate
+

Burn Rate

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Take 14 Loss.
▸ Overwork your Machines 2s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Assembly Line
+

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Oracle

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Training Run

Training Run

POLICY
▸ When one of your AI activates, Fast Track a random Machine 0.075s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 14 Funding
Blitzscaling

Blitzscaling

POLICY
▸ Your assets have +3% Windfall chance.
▸ Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Ship It

Ship It

POLICY
▸ When you buy a Machine or an AI, gain 1 XP.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 1 Funding
Overclocked

Overclocked

POLICY
▸ At battle start, Overwork your Machines for 2s and take 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 11 Funding
YEAR 7 $665 5W - 2S
Assets
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Machine to your right 4.5s.
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
+++

A/B Test

ENTERPRISE
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +12 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 64 Funding
Full Dossier →
Prompt Engineer
++

Prompt Engineer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 4s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Assembly Line
+

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
+
⚡
Litigious

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Monkey
+++

Server Monkey

ENTERPRISE
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 3s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 96 Funding
Full Dossier →
The Singularity
+

The Singularity

PLUS
LARGE AI
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ At the start of the battle, Fast Track your AI 7.5s.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
Burn Rate
+

Burn Rate

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Take 14 Loss.
▸ Overwork your Machines 2s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Training Run

Training Run

POLICY
▸ When one of your AI activates, Fast Track a random Machine 0.075s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 14 Funding
Blitzscaling

Blitzscaling

POLICY
▸ Your assets have +3% Windfall chance.
▸ Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Ship It

Ship It

POLICY
▸ When you buy a Machine or an AI, gain 1 XP.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 1 Funding
Overclocked

Overclocked

POLICY
▸ At battle start, Overwork your Machines for 2s and take 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 11 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
YEAR 8 $815 6W - 2S
Assets
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Machine to your right 4.5s.
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
+++

A/B Test

ENTERPRISE
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +12 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 64 Funding
Full Dossier →
Prompt Engineer
+++

Prompt Engineer

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 6s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
Assembly Line
+

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
+
⚡
Litigious

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Monkey
+++

Server Monkey

ENTERPRISE
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 3s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 96 Funding
Full Dossier →
The Singularity
+
⚡
Agile

The Singularity

PLUS
LARGE AI
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ At the start of the battle, Fast Track your AI 7.5s.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +30 Loss.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
Burn Rate
+

Burn Rate

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Take 14 Loss.
▸ Overwork your Machines 2s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 150 Funding
Training Run

Training Run

POLICY
▸ When one of your AI activates, Fast Track a random Machine 0.075s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 14 Funding
Blitzscaling

Blitzscaling

POLICY
▸ Your assets have +3% Windfall chance.
▸ Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Ship It

Ship It

POLICY
▸ When you buy a Machine or an AI, gain 1 XP.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 1 Funding
Overclocked

Overclocked

POLICY
▸ At battle start, Overwork your Machines for 2s and take 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 11 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
YEAR 9 $890 7W - 2S
Assets
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Machine to your right 4.5s.
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
+
⚡
Litigious

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Assembly Line
+

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
+++

A/B Test

ENTERPRISE
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +12 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 64 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Monkey
+++

Server Monkey

ENTERPRISE
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 3s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 96 Funding
Full Dossier →
The Singularity
+
⚡
Agile

The Singularity

PLUS
LARGE AI
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ At the start of the battle, Fast Track your AI 7.5s.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +30 Loss.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
Prompt Engineer
+++

Prompt Engineer

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 6s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
Burn Rate
+

Burn Rate

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Take 14 Loss.
▸ Overwork your Machines 2s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

POLICY PRO
▸ Your Machines have +24% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 300 Funding
Training Run

Training Run

POLICY
▸ When one of your AI activates, Fast Track a random Machine 0.075s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 14 Funding
Blitzscaling

Blitzscaling

POLICY
▸ Your assets have +3% Windfall chance.
▸ Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Ship It

Ship It

POLICY
▸ When you buy a Machine or an AI, gain 1 XP.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 1 Funding
Overclocked

Overclocked

POLICY
▸ At battle start, Overwork your Machines for 2s and take 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 11 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
YEAR 10 $890 8W - 2S
Assets
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Machine to your right 4.5s.
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
+
⚡
Litigious

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Assembly Line
+

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
+++

A/B Test

ENTERPRISE
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +12 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 64 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Monkey
+++

Server Monkey

ENTERPRISE
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 3s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 96 Funding
Full Dossier →
The Singularity
+
⚡
Agile

The Singularity

PLUS
LARGE AI
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ At the start of the battle, Fast Track your AI 7.5s.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +30 Loss.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
Prompt Engineer
+++
⚡
Patented

Prompt Engineer

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 6s.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
Burn Rate
+

Burn Rate

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Take 14 Loss.
▸ Overwork your Machines 2s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

POLICY PRO
▸ Your Machines have +24% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 300 Funding
Training Run

Training Run

POLICY
▸ When one of your AI activates, Fast Track a random Machine 0.075s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 14 Funding
Blitzscaling

Blitzscaling

POLICY
▸ Your assets have +3% Windfall chance.
▸ Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Ship It

Ship It

POLICY
▸ When you buy a Machine or an AI, gain 1 XP.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 1 Funding
Overclocked

Overclocked

POLICY
▸ At battle start, Overwork your Machines for 2s and take 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 11 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding