MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Tropo

Scrappy, The Bootstrapper · Final year 6 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 6 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▲ 20 ▼ 20
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 80 ◈ 80
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 100 ▲ 100
Sabbatical

Sabbatical

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 100 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 100.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 47 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 150
Rest & Vest

Rest & Vest

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 150.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 300
Rest & Vest

Rest & Vest

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 300.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40
Whistleblower

Whistleblower

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 60 ▲ 30
Solo Maintainer
✦ MVP ✦

Solo Maintainer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 55 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20 ◈ 20
Focus Group

Focus Group

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Passive Income
◆
#1

Passive Income

POLICY
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 3 Funding
Austerity Measures
◆
#2

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Pet-Friendly Office
◆
#3

Pet-Friendly Office

POLICY
▸ Your Animals act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Total Rewards
◆
#4

Total Rewards

POLICY
▸ When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Underdog
◆
#5

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 3W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

6 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $75 1W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
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YEAR 2 $125 1W - 1S
Assets
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Passive Income

Passive Income

POLICY
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 3 Funding
YEAR 3 $195 2W - 1S
Assets
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Adrenaline Junkie

Adrenaline Junkie

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Windfall 40% while Burned Out.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loyal Worker

Loyal Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Whistleblower

Whistleblower

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Passive Income

Passive Income

POLICY
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 3 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
YEAR 4 $260 3W - 1S
Assets
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern
+

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loyal Worker

Loyal Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Whistleblower

Whistleblower

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mental Health Day

Mental Health Day

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow your Humans 1s.
▸ Restock your assets 2.
▸ Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track this 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Passive Income

Passive Income

POLICY
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 3 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Pet-Friendly Office

Pet-Friendly Office

POLICY
▸ Your Animals act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
YEAR 5 $390 3W - 2S
Assets
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Coffee Machine

Coffee Machine

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
Rest & Vest

Rest & Vest

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 150.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loyal Worker

Loyal Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Whistleblower

Whistleblower

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Solo Maintainer
+

Solo Maintainer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 55 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mental Health Day

Mental Health Day

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow your Humans 1s.
▸ Restock your assets 2.
▸ Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track this 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Passive Income

Passive Income

POLICY
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 3 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Pet-Friendly Office

Pet-Friendly Office

POLICY
▸ Your Animals act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Total Rewards

Total Rewards

POLICY
▸ When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
YEAR 6 $465 3W - 3S
Assets
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sabbatical

Sabbatical

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 100 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 100.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 47 Funding
Full Dossier →
Rest & Vest

Rest & Vest

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 150.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Rest & Vest
+

Rest & Vest

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 300.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Whistleblower

Whistleblower

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Solo Maintainer
+

Solo Maintainer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 55 Funding
Full Dossier →
Focus Group

Focus Group

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Passive Income

Passive Income

POLICY
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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◆ 3 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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Pet-Friendly Office

Pet-Friendly Office

POLICY
▸ Your Animals act 3% faster.
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Total Rewards

Total Rewards

POLICY
▸ When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
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