MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

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Sergei, Move Fast & Break Laws · Final year 10 · Bankruptcy

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ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 10 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 32
Ad Network
Gamified
Gamified

Ad Network

PRO
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 32 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
⇈ 3
Oracle

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
#3
Guinea Pig
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20
A/B Test
Blockchain-Enabled
✦ MVP ✦
Blockchain-Enabled

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
⇈ 8
Solar Farm
Patented
Patented

Solar Farm

PRO
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Revenue.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 130 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 30
Server Rack
Gamified
Gamified

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 24 ⇈ 2
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Recurring Revenue
PRO
◆
#1

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PRO
▸ Permanently gain +4 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 440 Funding
Automated
PLUS
◆
#2

Automated

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines act 6% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Move Fast
ENTERPRISE
◆
#3

Move Fast

POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ Your Machines have +48% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 600 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#4

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
PLUS
◆
#5

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +100 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Austerity Measures
PLUS
◆
#6

Austerity Measures

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Underdog
◆
#7

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#8

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 7W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

10 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $120 0W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $170 1W - 0S
Assets
Code Monkey
⚡
Leveraged

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Automated
+

Automated

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines act 6% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
YEAR 3 $230 2W - 0S
Assets
Code Monkey
⚡
Leveraged

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Prompt Engineer

Prompt Engineer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Automated
+

Automated

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines act 6% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
YEAR 4 $230 3W - 0S
Assets
Ad Network
⚡
Gamified

Ad Network

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Oracle

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Prompt Engineer

Prompt Engineer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Solar Farm
+

Solar Farm

PLUS
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 5 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 65 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Automated
+

Automated

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines act 6% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
YEAR 5 $400 3W - 1S
Assets
Ad Network
⚡
Gamified

Ad Network

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Oracle

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Solar Farm
++

Solar Farm

PRO
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 130 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Rack
+

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Automated
+

Automated

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines act 6% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 150 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
+

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +100 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
YEAR 6 $495 4W - 1S
Assets
Ad Network
⚡
Gamified

Ad Network

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Oracle

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Solar Farm
++

Solar Farm

PRO
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 130 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Rack
+

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Automated
+

Automated

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines act 6% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines have +12% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 150 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
+

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +100 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
YEAR 7 $570 5W - 1S
Assets
Ad Network
+
⚡
Gamified

Ad Network

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 16 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Oracle

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
+

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Solar Farm
++

Solar Farm

PRO
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 130 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Rack
+

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Automated
+

Automated

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines act 6% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

POLICY PRO
▸ Your Machines have +24% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 300 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
+

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +100 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Austerity Measures
+

Austerity Measures

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
YEAR 8 $660 6W - 1S
Assets
Ad Network
++
⚡
Gamified

Ad Network

PRO
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 32 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Oracle

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
+
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Solar Farm
++

Solar Farm

PRO
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 130 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Rack
+

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Automated
+

Automated

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines act 6% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

POLICY PRO
▸ Your Machines have +24% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 300 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
+

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +100 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Austerity Measures
+

Austerity Measures

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
YEAR 9 $735 7W - 1S
Assets
Ad Network
++
⚡
Gamified

Ad Network

PRO
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 32 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Oracle

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
+
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Solar Farm
++

Solar Farm

PRO
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 130 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Rack
+
⚡
Gamified

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Recurring Revenue
+

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 220 Funding
Automated
+

Automated

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines act 6% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ Your Machines have +48% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 600 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
+

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +100 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Austerity Measures
+

Austerity Measures

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
YEAR 10 $790 7W - 2S
Assets
Ad Network
++
⚡
Gamified

Ad Network

PRO
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 32 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Oracle

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Guinea Pig
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
+
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Solar Farm
++
⚡
Patented

Solar Farm

PRO
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Revenue.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 130 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Rack
+
⚡
Gamified

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Recurring Revenue
+

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PRO
▸ Permanently gain +4 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 440 Funding
Automated
+

Automated

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Machines act 6% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Move Fast
+

Move Fast

POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ Your Machines have +48% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 600 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
+

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +100 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Austerity Measures
+

Austerity Measures

POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding