MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Mom & Pop

QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Momentum Securities

Mom & Pop, No Exit Strategy · Final year 10 · Domination

Building its quarterly record

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 1L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 10 PLACEMENT—

Final board

◈ 80
Closed Sundays

Closed Sundays

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow your assets 2s.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◈ 40
Security System

Security System

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
⇈ 3
Oracle

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
#4
Hot Desk
✦ MVP ✦

Hot Desk

ENTERPRISE
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 3s.
▸ Move this asset one slot right.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 1
Earnings Call

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 15
Forensic Accountant

Forensic Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s.
▸ Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈ 200
Nap Pod

Nap Pod

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 200 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Enacted corporate policies

Recurring Revenue
◆
#1
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Weathered the Storm
PLUS
◆
#2
POLICY PLUS
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 40 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Neighborhood Discount
◆
#3
▸ When you hire a Human, get 2 Funding back.
Passive Income
◆
#4
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Shop Local
ENTERPRISE
◆
#5
POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 32 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
◆
#6
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow and Steady
PLUS
◆
#7
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your assets is Slowed, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Work/Life Balance
◆
#8
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Recent player encounters

LOSS vs. From the future, LLC Qualifying
Score breakdown

Starting run record: 8W / 2L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

10 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $115 0W - 1S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Two-Pizza Team
+

Two-Pizza Team

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Corporate Mole

Corporate Mole

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ The rival loses -10 Valuation.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $165 0W - 2S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Two-Pizza Team
+

Two-Pizza Team

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Forensic Accountant

Forensic Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s.
▸ Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Corporate Mole

Corporate Mole

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ The rival loses -10 Valuation.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 3 $300 1W - 2S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Two-Pizza Team
+

Two-Pizza Team

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Forensic Accountant

Forensic Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s.
▸ Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Two-Pizza Team

Two-Pizza Team

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
YEAR 4 $370 2W - 2S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Two-Pizza Team
+

Two-Pizza Team

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Two-Pizza Team

Two-Pizza Team

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Coffee Machine

Coffee Machine

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Kombucha Tap

Kombucha Tap

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE MACHINE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Neighborhood Discount
▸ When you hire a Human, get 2 Funding back.
YEAR 5 $445 3W - 2S
Assets
Hot Desk
++

Hot Desk

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 2s.
▸ Move this asset one slot right.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Two-Pizza Team
+

Two-Pizza Team

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Nap Pod
+

Nap Pod

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Security System

Security System

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Forensic Accountant

Forensic Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s.
▸ Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Neighborhood Discount
▸ When you hire a Human, get 2 Funding back.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
YEAR 6 $595 4W - 2S
Assets
Closed Sundays

Closed Sundays

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow your assets 2s.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Security System

Security System

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Hot Desk
++

Hot Desk

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 2s.
▸ Move this asset one slot right.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Forensic Accountant

Forensic Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s.
▸ Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Mobile App

Mobile App

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Windfall 25%.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Service.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Kombucha Tap
+

Kombucha Tap

PLUS
SMALL SERVICE MACHINE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Nap Pod
++

Nap Pod

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 200 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Neighborhood Discount
▸ When you hire a Human, get 2 Funding back.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 7 $685 5W - 2S
Assets
Closed Sundays

Closed Sundays

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow your assets 2s.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Security System

Security System

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Oracle

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Hot Desk
++

Hot Desk

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 2s.
▸ Move this asset one slot right.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Forensic Accountant

Forensic Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s.
▸ Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Nap Pod
++

Nap Pod

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 200 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Neighborhood Discount
▸ When you hire a Human, get 2 Funding back.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow and Steady
▸ When one of your assets is Slowed, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 8 $835 6W - 2S
Assets
Closed Sundays

Closed Sundays

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow your assets 2s.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Security System

Security System

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Oracle

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Earnings Call

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Forensic Accountant

Forensic Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s.
▸ Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Salvage Yard
+

Salvage Yard

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ When you sell a Machine, this permanently gains +20 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Nap Pod
++

Nap Pod

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 200 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Neighborhood Discount
▸ When you hire a Human, get 2 Funding back.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Shop Local
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow and Steady
▸ When one of your assets is Slowed, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 9 $910 7W - 2S
Assets
Closed Sundays

Closed Sundays

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow your assets 2s.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Security System

Security System

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Oracle

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Hot Desk
++

Hot Desk

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 2s.
▸ Move this asset one slot right.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Earnings Call

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Forensic Accountant

Forensic Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s.
▸ Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Nap Pod
++

Nap Pod

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 200 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Weathered the Storm
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 40 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Neighborhood Discount
▸ When you hire a Human, get 2 Funding back.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Shop Local
+
POLICY PRO
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 16 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow and Steady
▸ When one of your assets is Slowed, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 10 $910 8W - 2S
Assets
Closed Sundays

Closed Sundays

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow your assets 2s.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Security System
+

Security System

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Oracle

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Hot Desk
+++

Hot Desk

ENTERPRISE
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 3s.
▸ Move this asset one slot right.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Earnings Call

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Forensic Accountant

Forensic Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s.
▸ Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Nap Pod
++

Nap Pod

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 200 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Weathered the Storm
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 40 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Neighborhood Discount
▸ When you hire a Human, get 2 Funding back.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Shop Local
+
POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 32 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow and Steady
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your assets is Slowed, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.