MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Threshold Consortium

Mom & Pop, No Exit Strategy · Final year 7 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 7 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 60 ▲ 40
Pop
Gamified
Gamified

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 500
Mom
Pivoted
Pivoted

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 75 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 24
Security Guard

Security Guard

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 24 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 15
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 12 ◈ 6
Regular Customer

Regular Customer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40 ◈ 40
Focus Group
Disruptive
✦ MVP ✦
Disruptive

Focus Group

PLUS
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Profit 40.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 24 ▲ 24
Open Late

Open Late

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Profit 24.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 20
Sunday Dinner
Leveraged
Leveraged

Sunday Dinner

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Humans 2s.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Technical Debt
◆
#1

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Twenty-Three Years
◆
#2

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Credit On The House
◆
#3

Credit On The House

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 130 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#4

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
Living Wage
PLUS
◆
#5

Living Wage

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Humans act 6% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Shop Local
◆
#6

Shop Local

POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 47 Funding
Recurring Revenue
◆
#7

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Open Door Policy
PRO
◆
#8

Open Door Policy

POLICY PRO
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 6s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 360 Funding

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 4W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

6 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $95 0W - 0S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 75 Funding
Full Dossier →
Regular Customer

Regular Customer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Open Late

Open Late

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
YEAR 2 $145 0W - 1S
Assets
Pop
⚡
Gamified

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
+
⚡
Pivoted

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 75 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hand-Lettered Sign
+

Hand-Lettered Sign

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80% Market Share.
Keywords
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 2 Funding
Full Dossier →
Open Late

Open Late

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sunday Dinner

Sunday Dinner

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Humans 2s.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Credit On The House

Credit On The House

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 130 Funding
YEAR 3 $230 1W - 1S
Assets
Pop
⚡
Gamified

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
+
⚡
Pivoted

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 75 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hand-Lettered Sign
+

Hand-Lettered Sign

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80% Market Share.
Keywords
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 2 Funding
Full Dossier →
Open Late

Open Late

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sunday Dinner
⚡
Leveraged

Sunday Dinner

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Humans 2s.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Credit On The House

Credit On The House

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 130 Funding
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
YEAR 5 $365 2W - 2S
Assets
Pop
+
⚡
Gamified

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
+
⚡
Pivoted

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 75 Funding
Full Dossier →
Security Guard
+

Security Guard

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 24 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Regular Customer

Regular Customer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Focus Group

Focus Group

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sunday Dinner
⚡
Leveraged

Sunday Dinner

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Humans 2s.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Credit On The House

Credit On The House

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 130 Funding
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
Living Wage

Living Wage

POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Shop Local

Shop Local

POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 47 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
YEAR 6 $515 3W - 2S
Assets
Pop
+
⚡
Gamified

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
+
⚡
Pivoted

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 75 Funding
Full Dossier →
Security Guard
+

Security Guard

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 24 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Regular Customer

Regular Customer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Focus Group
+

Focus Group

PLUS
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
Compliance Officer
+

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sunday Dinner
⚡
Leveraged

Sunday Dinner

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Humans 2s.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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◆ 90 Funding
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆ 395 Funding
Credit On The House

Credit On The House

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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◆ 130 Funding
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
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◆ 30 Funding
Living Wage
+

Living Wage

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Humans act 6% faster.
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◆ 90 Funding
Shop Local

Shop Local

POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
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◆ 47 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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◆ 110 Funding
Open Door Policy
+

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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◆ 180 Funding
YEAR 7 $620 4W - 2S
Assets
Pop
+
⚡
Gamified

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 45 Funding
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Mom
+
⚡
Pivoted

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 75 Funding
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Security Guard
+

Security Guard

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 24 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 20 Funding
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Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 13 Funding
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Regular Customer

Regular Customer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 9 Funding
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Focus Group
+
⚡
Disruptive

Focus Group

PLUS
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Profit 40.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 40 Funding
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Open Late
+

Open Late

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Profit 24.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 16 Funding
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Sunday Dinner
⚡
Leveraged

Sunday Dinner

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Humans 2s.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ At the start of battle, gain 20 Moat and apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 17 Funding
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Policies
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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◆ 90 Funding
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆ 395 Funding
Credit On The House

Credit On The House

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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◆ 130 Funding
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
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◆ 30 Funding
Living Wage
+

Living Wage

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Humans act 6% faster.
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◆ 90 Funding
Shop Local

Shop Local

POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
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◆ 47 Funding
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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◆ 110 Funding
Open Door Policy
+

Open Door Policy

POLICY PRO
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 6s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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◆ 360 Funding