MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Civic Center Market

Mom & Pop, No Exit Strategy · Final year 8 · Domination

Awaiting challengers

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 8 PLACEMENT—

Final board

#0
Copywriter
Agile
Agile

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▲ 15
Open Office
Disruptive
Disruptive

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 240 ▲ 160
Pop
Agile
✦ MVP ✦
Agile

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 240 Loss.
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 250
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
#5
Compliance Officer
Disruptive
Disruptive

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
▲ 400
Back Room

Back Room

PRO
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 400.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▲ 10 ◈ 10
Waste Not

Waste Not

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
#9
Valuation Consultant

Valuation Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Enacted corporate policies

Lean Operations
◆
#1
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Credit On The House
◆
#2
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Word of Mouth
◆
#3
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Old Money Rules
◆
#4
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Twenty-Three Years
◆
#5
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shop Local
PLUS
◆
#6
POLICY PLUS
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Aggressive Pricing
PRO
◆
#7
POLICY PRO
▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Open Door Policy
PLUS
◆
#8
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 8W / 0L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

8 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $95 0W - 0S
Assets
Pop
+

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Back Room
+

Back Room

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.75s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $145 1W - 0S
Assets
Pop
+

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Waste Not

Waste Not

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Back Room
+

Back Room

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.75s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
YEAR 3 $205 2W - 0S
Assets
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Valuation Consultant

Valuation Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Back Room
+

Back Room

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.75s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈
◈
Policies
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 4 $385 3W - 0S
Assets
Compliance Officer
+
⚡
Disruptive

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Valuation Consultant

Valuation Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Back Room
+

Back Room

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.75s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Waste Not

Waste Not

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
YEAR 5 $555 4W - 0S
Assets
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Compliance Officer
+
⚡
Disruptive

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Back Room
+

Back Room

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.75s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Waste Not

Waste Not

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
YEAR 6 $650 5W - 0S
Assets
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
++

Pop

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 120 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Compliance Officer
+
⚡
Disruptive

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Back Room
++

Back Room

PRO
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 400.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Waste Not

Waste Not

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Valuation Consultant

Valuation Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
YEAR 7 $915 6W - 0S
Assets
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
++
⚡
Agile

Pop

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 120 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 120.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Compliance Officer
+
⚡
Disruptive

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Back Room
++

Back Room

PRO
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 400.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Waste Not

Waste Not

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Valuation Consultant

Valuation Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shop Local
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Aggressive Pricing
+
POLICY PRO
▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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Assets
Copywriter
⚡
Agile

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Open Office
⚡
Disruptive

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
+++
⚡
Agile

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 240 Loss.
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Compliance Officer
+
⚡
Disruptive

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Back Room
++

Back Room

PRO
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 400.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Waste Not

Waste Not

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Valuation Consultant

Valuation Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Credit On The House
▸ Start each battle with no Debt.
▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shop Local
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Aggressive Pricing
+
POLICY PRO
▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Open Door Policy
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.