Synergized
▸
At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $270
- Final Liquid Funding
- $726
- Fiscal Review Record
- 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Synergized
Compliance Officer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
▸
Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Buzzword
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Community Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean
Weekend Help
SMALL
HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
✦ MVP ✦
Seen Worse
MEDIUM
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
▸
When the Market Crash begins, gain 8 Revenue and Profit 60.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
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#8
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#9
Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with no Debt.
▸
When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
#4
#5
#6
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $95 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $145 | 1 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 3 | $205 | 1 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 4 | $270 | 1 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Duct Tape Dynamics is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
1W
/
3L
4 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
25.0%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
3 Filings
Years 1 through 4
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
Synergized
BASIC
Lean
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
⚡
Synergized
Compliance Officer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
▸
Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Buzzword
Synergized
▸
At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
⚡
Lean
Weekend Help
SMALL
HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
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◈
◈
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with no Debt.
▸
When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Assets
Synergized
BASIC
Lean
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
⚡
Synergized
Compliance Officer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
▸
Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Buzzword
Synergized
▸
At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
⚡
Lean
Weekend Help
SMALL
HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Main Street
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 4 Revenue.
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
▸
Adjacent Humans grant +5 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Community Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with no Debt.
▸
When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Your Humans act 3% faster.
Assets
BASIC
Synergized
BASIC
BASIC
Lean
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
⚡
Synergized
Compliance Officer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
▸
Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Buzzword
Synergized
▸
At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Community Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Lean
Weekend Help
SMALL
HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Seen Worse
MEDIUM
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
▸
When the Market Crash begins, gain 8 Revenue and Profit 60.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with no Debt.
▸
When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Your Humans act 3% faster.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Human ×6
Human / 6 assets- Mom ×2
- Compliance Officer
- Community Manager
- Weekend Help
- Pop
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Employee ×4
Employee / 4 assets- Mom ×2
- Compliance Officer
- Pop
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Scheme ×1
Scheme / 1 asset- Seen Worse
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