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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Duct Tape Dynamics

Mom & Pop, No Exit Strategy · Final year 4 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L

DOMINANCE—

YEAR 4 PLACEMENT—

Final board

◈ 250

Mom

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

9.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.

▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Surplus

Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

◆ 37 Funding

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Synergized

Compliance Officer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

8.0

SEC

▸ Apply 1 Debt.

▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Buzzword

Synergized

▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Slow

The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

◆ 4 Funding

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▲ 15

Community Manager

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15.

▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ 9 Funding

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Lean

Weekend Help

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

4.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.

Buzzword

Lean

▸ 0.5s faster.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 13 Funding

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▼ 60 ▲ 40

Pop

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 60 Loss.

▸ Profit 40.

▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 45 Funding

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◈ 500

Mom

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

9.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.

▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Surplus

Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

◆ 75 Funding

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◈ 15 ⇈ 8

✦ MVP ✦

Seen Worse

BASIC

MEDIUM SCHEME

10.0

SEC

▸ Gain 15 Moat.

▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 8 Revenue and Profit 60.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Market Crash

After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.

◆ 14 Funding

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◈ #8

◈ #9

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Enacted corporate policies

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Credit On The House

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with no Debt.

▸ When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 130 Funding

◆

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.

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◆ 50 Funding

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Living Wage

POLICY

▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 45 Funding

POLICY SLOT

The quarterly record

Qualifying final board: 0W / 0L · 0 distinct opposing owners.

Tracked lifetime: 0W / 0L. Before detailed tracking: 1W / 3L.

Original run: 1 win, 3 setbacks. View the original run.

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 1W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.