MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Sergei, company founder
Founded by Sergei

Angel Beggar Partners

5 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$345
Final Liquid Funding
$673
Fiscal Review Record
2 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▲ 200
Golden Goose
◈ ◈ ◈ ◈

Golden Goose

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 4.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
▼ 1
Earnings Call

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 60
Sketchy Contractor
✦ MVP ✦

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
▲ 20
Data Analyst
Synergized
Synergized

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 40
Feedback Loop

Feedback Loop

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 40
Quarterly Goals

Quarterly Goals

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Corporate Policies

Recurring Revenue
PRO
◆
#1
POLICY PRO
▸ Permanently gain +4 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Quality Assurance
◆
#2
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Automated
◆
#3
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Move Fast
◆
#4
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Grassroots Growth
◆
#5
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#6
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 5 • $345 VALUATION • 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $110 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $110 Valuation Yr 2 $150 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $150 Valuation Yr 3 $210 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $210 Valuation Yr 4 $275 Fiscal Year 4: 2 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $275 Valuation Yr 5 $345 Fiscal Year 5: 2 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $345 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $110 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $150 1 1 Setback
Year 3 $210 2 1 Stable
Year 4 $275 2 2 1 Strike Left
Year 5 $345 2 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Angel Beggar Partners is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
0 Filings
Archived record

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Company DNA

Composition of the final board

6 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×2
    Human / 2 assets
    • Sketchy Contractor
    • Data Analyst
  • Scheme ×2
    Scheme / 2 assets
    • Earnings Call
    • Quarterly Goals
  • Animal ×1
    Animal / 1 asset
    • Golden Goose
  • Employee ×1
    Employee / 1 asset
    • Data Analyst
  • Machine ×1
    Machine / 1 asset
    • Feedback Loop
  • Service ×1
    Service / 1 asset
    • Sketchy Contractor
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