MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Bastion Initiatives

Founder: Baron • Closed: Fiscal Year 5 • Build: 1.0.0 • CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 13, 2026 at 00:32 UTC
Final Valuation
$440
Final Liquid Funding
$1,157
Fiscal Review Record
2 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 30
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 15 ◈ 5
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 10 ▲ 10
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 10
Project Manager
Lean
Lean

Project Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 40
Petty Cash
◈ ◈ ◈
Synergized
Synergized

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 15
Open Office
✦ MVP ✦

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
#8
Net 90

Net 90

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40
Paper Tiger
◈

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted Corporate Policies

Aggressive Expansion
◆
#1

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#2

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 300 faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Fortified
◆
#3

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Regulatory Capture
◆
#4

Regulatory Capture

POLICY
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 5 • $440 VALUATION • 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $170 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $170 Valuation Yr 2 $245 Fiscal Year 2: 0 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $245 Valuation Yr 3 $305 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $305 Valuation Yr 4 $370 Fiscal Year 4: 2 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $370 Valuation Yr 5 $440 Fiscal Year 5: 2 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $440 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $170 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $245 0 2 1 Strike Left
Year 3 $305 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $370 2 2 1 Strike Left
Year 5 $440 2 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Bastion Initiatives is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 1L
1 battle fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
0.0%
0 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
5 Filings
Years 1 through 5

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

5 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $170 0W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman
⚡
Offshore

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $245 0W - 1S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Project Manager

Project Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman
⚡
Offshore

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
YEAR 3 $305 0W - 2S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman
⚡
Offshore

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 300 faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
YEAR 4 $370 1W - 2S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Project Manager
⚡
Lean

Project Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Petty Cash
⚡
Synergized

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 300 faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Fortified

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
YEAR 5 $440 2W - 2S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Project Manager
⚡
Lean

Project Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Petty Cash
⚡
Synergized

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Net 90

Net 90

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 300 faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Fortified

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Regulatory Capture

Regulatory Capture

POLICY
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding